The BIG Book of RANDOM

RIDIC Ways To Annoy People At School>.<

Yes, I just said RIDIC. It's FETCH, okay??

I love people that talk that way, lol.

I'm pretty sure I made a couple other chapters in the past about annoying people at school, BUT LET'S FACE IT GAIZ, 2 chapters about how to make your school experience RIDIC is not enough, so here's another one, yo! Probably more school-related chapters will be coming up in the future, but here are some more ways on how to annoy bitches!

When somebody raises their hand at school high five them or wave back.

Hang up posters at school saying "LOST PET ROCK"".

Switch names with someone on the 1st day of school and see how long it takes the teacher to find out.

At your school or workplace, pretend to be a dinosaur. Stomp around and roar at friends.

Tell a random person "you have changed since high school.

If in school in a test: if your teacher walks by cover up your test and glare suspiciously at them.

Pretend your riding a roller coaster in the middle of a school test.

Go buy a costume, take it to work/school and act normal.

When the teacher at school asks you a question answer it and say How dare you ask my such questions!

Laugh at everything anyone says. (Works best in school.).

Do a bonfire at the end of the school year and put all your homework in it.

Pretend to act french in school, when they say I can't speak french say neither can I!

Go to a public place (school) and start acting like a monkey for a while then walk away like nothing.

n school put up your hand and ask the teacher were babys come from.

Say "dying is bad for your health" to everyone in your school.

At school, when the teacher is out of the room,stand up and start teaching!

At school when the techer wonts you to sign some thing say I wontputmy name on this without my lawer.

At school, watch people intently as they are opening their lockers. Then say I knew it.

Wonder why this site is allowed at school.

Wear a skirt to school and loudly say that you are not wearing any pants.

Sing the teletubbies theme song at school.

At high school graduation, wave to people other than your parents.

Bring a bag of marbles to school. Drop and spill them on the ground. Slowly smile like a retard.

In the middle of a school assembly, stand up, and start to dance Gangnam Style.

Go around school pretending everyone's name is Jason.

When you go to school, ask teachers how babies are made. Then ask if they can make you one.

At school, tell your teacher that your a unicorn and that your name is Deogi.

Wonder why this site isn't blocked from the school internet.

Go to school and say 'I got asked to go to Hogwarts but I said no'.

Go up to the strictest person in your school and ask them if they need a hug.

Draw a whole bunch of stick people on sticky notes and post them around school.

Run around school screaming at passing teachers, "YOU HOBO!!!".

At school and yell hey isnt that the guy from starwars.

Go to a school on the first day of school with a big boom box playing "School's Out for Summer".

Go down the stairs at school on your bum.

Pass a note to a friend in school (noticeably) that says"this teacher is great!"and see what happens.

On the first day of school tell the teacher you go by Steve see what happens (even if your a girl).

Go to school dressed like Harry potter and when the bell rings yell "voldemort is coming".

At school when the teacher is gone jump on a desk and act like muscle man from the regular show.

Get a friend at school to stare intently at the teacher without laughing.

When it is announced at school that a car needs to be moved, say, "That's my car!" and walk out.

At school crawl on the floor like a dog and when the teacher asks you to stop growl at her.

When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".

Go to school and in the middle of math, go to the front of the room and do gangnam style.

Go to school and stare at another table of people during lunch...its funny.

And finally, sit with the "Plastics" and wear Pink on Wednesdays. (Please tell me you got this reference lawl.)