Ladies and gentlemen!! :3 Merp, I bring to you another quotes chapter. Yaaaay (:
I did a couple other quotes chapters (Drake&Josh and Victorious) so if you wanna read those too then be my guest c: This one's on Wizards of Waverly Place!!!!!!! (hopefully you can tell from the title). Woop woop ^-^. Idk about you, but after reading this, I feel a tidal wave of memories coming on ♥. I loved this show hahaha :3.
BTW there's an ah-ma-zing song to the side. Play it while you're reading, dude ^~^
Enjoy!!!!
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Memorable Wizards of Waverly Place Quotes
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Alex: I'm Alex Russo and my hobby is I like to poke things with a stick. But I haven't figured out how to make money with that yet, so I'm in school.
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Harper: Hey Alex. Look what I knitted for Justin. [Hands over a sweater]
Alex: Oh, that's interesting. And it smells like shampoo.
Harper: It's a sweater entirely made of my hair!
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Mason: Oh, now I get it. I just thought Alex was being uncharacteristically generous.
Alex and Harper: [laughing]
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Max: [enters the lair from the portal] Hey guys. So I moved up the wizard competition to Monday at 4pm. Let's just get this thing done.
[leaves]
Justin and Alex: WHAT?!
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Alex: Aw, British people are so cute.I wish Americans came from England.
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Harper and Alex: What's that? A hat! Crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept, hair unslightly. Tryna look like Kiera Knightley. We've been there, we've done that. We sight right through your funky hat!
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Frankie: You lost your found dog? Why don't you rest your head on Frankie's shoulder and tell him ALL about it?
Alex: I would, but I don't have time for you to get a ladder.
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Alex: Yo, happy-go-trashy, come back here! Don't you see me sweeping? What would your mother say if she saw you do that, huh?
Guy [shamefully]: Mama would be mad.
Alex: That's right, mama would be mad, so am I. Now pick that up!
[guy picks up his trash]
Alex: And that cup too!
[he picks it up]
Alex [sweetly]: Okay, thank you for eating at Waverly Sub Station, come again!
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Teresa: He-e-y, how was school? Max, why are you carrying Alex's backpack like that?
Max: She told me my backpack was bending my spine, so she gave me hers to even it out.
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Max: Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?
Professor Crumbs: So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.
Alex : [batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me?
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AcakBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
