The BIG Book of RANDOM

Quotes ..."HUG ME BROTHA!"

HEYHEYHEY YOU SEXY FOXES.

Ahh.. foxes... are my favorite animals.

As you, my friend, can hopefully tell by the title, this chapter is about Tv show quotes! I decided I'd throw chapters like this in here every now and then - but only for well known Tv shows, LIKE DRAKE AND JOSH (:

AND HERE I PRESENT TO YOU MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM THE TV SHOW DRAKE&JOSH (:

(I literally had to go through Netflix to find these lol)

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Josh: "Did you do something to my brownies?"

Drake: "Oh yeah, Josh, I "live" to sabotage baked goods."

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Josh: [to Drake] "What, did he wear my underwear too?"

Jerry: "No, I don't wear underwear when I sleep."

Josh: "OK then. Three words: KEEP THE PAJAMAS!"

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Megan: "Do ponies lay eggs?"

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Drake: "You want a mouthful of fist?"

Josh: "You want a buttful of foot?"

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Drake: "Are you calling me a liar?"

Josh:"I ain't calling you a truther!"

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Josh: "I hope you go bald."

Drake: "I hope they cancel Oprah."

Josh: "Take that back"

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Josh: (in a foreign accent) "I kissed your wife."

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[Josh is awaiting surgery]

Mrs. Parker-Nichols: "Megan, is there something you'd like to say to Josh before we go?"

Megan: "I hope you don't die."

Josh: (sarcastically) "Love you too."

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Megan: Why do people have to be bad?"

Mrs. Parker: "Honey, just go back to your knitting, OK?"

Megan: "I'll try."

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*Josh:* "Drake, we have no money. How are we going to get dinner for Megan?"

[Drake grabs a bucket of popcorn from the trash.]

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Josh: Uh oh. I just had a bad thought.

Megan: "What? That you might grow old, never get married, and die alone?"

Josh: "No, but thank you for pointing out that possibility."

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"[after security guards send Drake and Josh to the back of the line at a roller coaster for fighting]"

Guard: "Are you with these two?"

Megan: "Never seen them before in my life

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Crazy Steve: [enters shouting] COCKADOODLE-DOO THE COW SAYS MOO!

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Mindy (to Josh): I guess we're girlfriend and boyfriend!

Josh: Fine, on one condition!

Mindy: What?

Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!

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Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!

Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?

Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

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Josh: "[shocked]" See you in chemistry."(Closes the door)" DRAKE!!

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Drake: Hurry!

Josh: "[typing on the computer]" Okay, we'll go to, uh, whatswrongwithmybody.com.

Drake: Whatswrongwithmybody.com?

Josh: I had it bookmarked. And we'll go to skin, disease, green, hands- "[looks at Drake's hands]" gross.

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Craig: Can I please take a break?

Steve: YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK WHEN DORA FINDS HER WAY TO THAT BANANA TREE! COME ON, DORA, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! ABRE LOS OJOS! COME ON!!

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Megan: So when are the lobsters gonna be done?

Drake: Yeah, I'm hungry.

Josh: I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!

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Josh: I can't believe that we're in Los Angeles driving a stolen car!

Drake: It's not stolen.

Josh: STOLEN!!!!

Drake: We borrowed it. Which is a perfectly reitable choice when you're trying to avoid being attacked by two maniacs.

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Walter: You "have" been known to 'act out'.

Drake: Like when?

Walter: You drove the lawnmower into the living room.

Drake: By accident!

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Helen: You made Crazy Steve quit?!

Josh: You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?

Helen: Had to. Long story. Not pretty. I've been trying to fire him for two months, but he's just so-

Josh: Crazy?

Helen: Mm-hmm.