*This is HALLOWEEN (≧∇≦)/*

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Hola! Happy Halloween!

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Okay maybe there would've been a better way to start this chapter, considering this is October 2012's ULTIMATE Halloween chapter in all of...well Wattpad.

Anyways,sorry, I'm a little HYPER off of all of that CANDY!:D

Hahahah..... Well anyways, for my school we don't we have school tomorrow so that's AWESOME. Why we don't have school? I don't know. But whoever came up with that idea ROCKS. Obviously though, everyone's going to be tired as hell if we actually HAD to attend school tomorrow. Can you imagine how miserable that would be after probably spending the whole night trick or treating  or whatever you do, and you're all exhausted, maybe you had an all night party and spent the whole night eating candy, and then that leaves you with only a few hours of sleep...if you have to attend school tomorrow I am so sorry. xC

Woow I just keep rambling and I didn't even get to what I was going to say...

You guys are probably used to that by now since I do that quite often in most of my hapters- particularly the ones that aren't all listy. BUT WHATEVER!

For Halloween I'm gonna be a zombie wolf. Awesome right? I have a brown wolfy spirithood and have ah-ma-zing makeup skillz. I don't mean to brag, but I'm really good with special effects and halloweenie makeup.

For EXAMPLE, (some people on my IG asked how I do bloody gashes)

You take a glue stick, and scoop all of the glue out. then spread it along a part of your arm or something to get the rough texture. Cover it in foundation that matches your skin color and powder it down with mineral makeup. Then take some fake blood and pour it little by little into your hand and spread it over your 'gash.'

Yeah...

Anyways! Are any of you guys going trick or treating? I believe you're never too old. Heck, I'm a teen and I'm going with all my friends and taking along my brothers.

But sometimes there are those few candies that are always left behind in yuor bag that no one eats.

Here's my short list:

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Top 10 Worst Halloween Candy for Ruining Halloween



1)  Tootsie Rolls

 Tootsie Rolls are ostensibly chewable, but by the time they make it to your candy bag they’ve become a jaw destroying nightmare.

2) Dubble Bubble Gum

Gum on Halloween is already a dubious prospect, as every minute spent chewing is a minute not spent shoveling candy into your mouth.

3) Jawbreakers

Jawbreakers suffer from the same flaw as gum—they take forever to eat. That would be okay if they tasted good, but their weak sugary flavor just doesn’t do it when you have piles of chocolate waiting. 

4) Good & Plenty

Every child has fallen for the twisted trap that is Good & Plenty. They look tasty—the pink is probably cherry flavored, but what could the white be? You scoop a handful into your mouth to find out, chomp down, and Bam! Black liquorice.

5) Anything That Isn’t Candy

Apples, toothbrushes, pennies, the condoms that one creepy guy gave out… nothing is worse than getting something other than candy on candy day. Yeah, it’s important to get kids eating fruit and brushing their teeth, but come on. It’s Halloween.

The worst non-candy item of all is pencils. Anyone who hands out a school supply is saying, “Hey, kid, you know this magical day where you dress up in a cool costume, stay up late with your friends and get free candy from all sorts of nice people? It’s about to end and you’re going back to school tomorrow. Screw you.

Fun Halloween Fact: Anyone who gives out toothpaste on Halloween is dead inside.

Well! Anyways, have you any knowlage of what this magical event brings upon us?

Here are some fun facts about Halloween that you may or may not know about:

Halloween candy sales average about $2 billion annually in the United States.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups rank as the most popular Halloween candy, followed by Life Savers, Baby Ruth, Tootsie Rolls and Milky Way. M&Ms and Hershey bars are also very popular.

Halloween is the 2nd most commercially successful holiday, with Christmas being the first.

Pumpkins also come in white, blue and green.

The Count Dracula Society was founded in 1962.

To this day, there are vampire clubs and societies filled with members who claim to be real vampires.

Medieval stone carvers crafted gargoyles to ward off evil spirits.

The movie "Halloween" was made in only 21 days in 1978 on a very limited budget. It was shot in the spring and used fake autumn leaves.

Orange and black are Halloween colors because orange is associated with the fall harvest and black is associated with darkness and death.

The setting of the “Halloween” movie is in Illinois, but the vehicles have California license plates.

Happy Halloween >:3

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