The BIG Book of RANDOM

PIZZA ROLLS R GEWD

BONJOUR BABES!

\^~^/ EEEEP I'M SUPER DUPER HAPPY RIGHT NAO AND I'M HYPER. I'M AS HYPER AS A..... umumumm what's a hyper animal .-.

Aminamal. That's how 4 year old me would say dat:3

Oh I've got it.

I'M AS HYPER AS A CHICKEN ON CRACK.

AND BEFORE YOU ASK, homegurl, I'm not on crack right now. It may seem that way. But nuu! WAITWAIT WAIT A MINUTE.

Maybe I AM high!!! :OO

0o0o0h GASP. I SHOCK MYSELF EVERYDAY OH MY GLERB OH WHIPPERSNAPPERS OH LAWD JESUS IT'S A FAHR. I uhhhhhh I have a confession to make, my friend. MY BUDDEH. MAI PIZZA ROLL. TORTINOS PIZZA ROLL.

~My confession is... I like jello. Hello. Hello rhymes with JELLO. I'M A SMARTYPANTS DID YUH KNO THAT I BET YOU DIDN'T. HELLO JELLO. Heller.:>

So uh yeah it's TUESDAY!

(You might be reading this after tuesday, if so, happy friday or wednesday or whateverthehell.)

YOU KNOW WHAT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO. EVEN IF IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY . HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY.

I just thought I'd just write whatever comes to mind toda- DORITOS!

Sorry, my brother came in with Doritos. I told you I'd write anything that comes to mind. Merherherrrrrr.

MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGJDHSBDSKDNDJASKFIDBDJCK.

So today I was in an elevator at the mall, all alone in there, waitin fer the door to close. Yanno, being a normal citizen of the Californian coast of America, native to the planet Earth. Ok call me an azzhole but whenever I see anyone coming I hurry and press the close button a bunch of times to avoid embarrassing or awkward contact with strangers. Sounds bad but it's bound to happen, y'all.

...

Did you ever see a llama

kiss a llama

on the llama

llama's llama

tastes of llama

LLAMA LLAMA DUCK

IF ANYONE ELSE KNOWS THAT SONG I'LL HUG YOU OK.

(Video to the side. If you like this book you'll probably like the song lawl)

OH YEEEEeEeEeEHhh!

I haz some important news.! Newsie time time. DANCE BREAK FIST PUMP YEAAH.

Well actually it's not happy news. It's saddie news. Cue sad face. :c

Ok suuu if you read my last chappie bout how mofos are copying TBOR :C. After posting that chapter, I'm noticing A LOT more people basically just copying or posting chappies ODDLY SIMILAR to wording of titles and stuff of TBOR. Asfgjkl. Awkwaaaaard. So uhm. Now it's like I gave people ideas to copy... ummmmmm............

Now wat.

Ok well THE TBOR CLAN SHALL UNITE AND FIGHT AGAINST FORCES THAT PLAGIARISE! ummmm it's naht as exciting as a real crime that BATMAN would fight against but hey, I'm from a very stupid city in California. WELL NAHT REALLY uhhhh so yeah. TBOR CLAN... likey the name? I don't. ...... agh I'm such a swag fag :/we could do better! WE NEEDZ SOMETHING MORE UNIQUE RIGHT. SOMETHING THAT DESCRIBES US LONELY INDIVIDUALS REBELLING AGAINST ALL FORMS OF HUMAN KIND THAT DON'T PARTAKE IN THE WORSHIPPING OF THE UNDERWORLD AND ALL IDEAS AFFILIATING OR REVLOLVING AROUND RULER AND GOD KNOWN AS {Satan}.

I'm suuuuu sowwy Christians... and Catholics... and other religions I guess *fag sarcasm*... I'M BAD AT MAKING JOKES OK BUT MY MOM SAID I COULD BE A COMEDIAN.

But YEH. Anywhoozles, snickerdoodles. If you see anyone straight up copying this book THEN Y'ALL NEEDA WHOOP DEY ASSES! Sorry. My inner ghetto is once again coming out. Scaryyy, isn't it??????????????????:O but anyways, just point out that YOUUU KNOW they're stealing from this book or comment on their story or whatevz. Tater totes.

I'm sorry, but it irritates me :/ SRSLY PPL I SPEND HOURS ON DIS GOD DAMN BOOK CHICKEN HEAAADS. lol jk. I'm a nice person......... *cough* ima bitch. Just kidding. Again. Eh.

I love you more than I love kittens that accidentally got washed in the washer with Tide and then dried to a FLUFF in the drier.

A FLUFF.

I'm bein real bruh. Real stuuuuff.

I would really like to own a penguin one day. I mean, have you ever noticed that they don't really have legs. Like their body just ends and then there's just two little feet. I fudgin LOVE THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE ABOUT PENGUINS.

REMOVABLE FEET.

..........You all are looking at the screen like wtf..............

Ok you ready for da epic story? When I was little I had this plastic penguin thingymabopper . It was a toy where you could just remove the penguins' feet to change its' colors from either white to black or black to white SO I'M JUST GUESSING they're basically transitioning from a black man to a white man and I have no idea what the flucking reeces peanut butter cups I'm typing anymore because my brain is just going Askfnducdbdisbfclsfidnfjsjsbfjdbdjspak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!! C:

Can you tell I had a long day today.

I like Christmas trees.. did u kno dat. Did you really. I miss Christmas. But it's basically almost summer. Santa's ON VACATION in Barbados sippin' on a skinny margarita. SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER. ALAS, I REALIZE I'M SPENDING THIS SUMMER AT HOOOOME. Literally the only thing I like about le summer is no school.

There's literally nothing else I'm excited for. I MEAN. I hate the sun. I hate the beach. I hate the sun at the beach since im in California. I hate the outdoors. I hate bees. I hate fudging everything that requires me to get out of my sweats and go outside. YANNOWHATIMEANBOI.

My dog is literally snoring right now. WHAT THE HEEEEELL MON *Jamaican accent*.

I'm terrible at accents. I adore the Australian accent though. LIKE OHHHH MY GOSH.

AHA. ahahaha. Awkwardly laughing because I'm simultaneously watching that show "my strange addictions" or whatever it's called and there's this lady that's obsessed with eating dirt and rocks AND THIS IS KIND OF FUNNY AM I BAD PERSON FOR LAUGHING AT THAT.

"I don't have a problem!!!" She says.

Ohh God. why am I even watching this.0-0

It's almost my birthday so I'm INVITING EVERYONE. EVEN IF YOU LIVE 18375739103 MILES AWAY. YOU'RE STILL COMING0.0

My party ... will be in the Aoikigahara forest at Midnight. WE'LL BE PLAYING LASER TAG THROUGH THE JUNGLE AND STUFF IN THE DARK:D doesn't it sound fuuuuuun???

Did I mention the aoikigahara forest is the number one destination in Japan for suicides? I MEAN THAT JUST MAKES IT EVEN FUNNER RIIIIGHT?? It's not a party when there aren't dead bodies hanging from the trees.

Ok maybe I'm just kidding about having my party there. Let's just all meet in North Korea. ;]

What are you guys doing for the summer???? Don't refrain from making me feel like I have no life :) really.

COMMENT//FAN//RATE

BECAUSE YOLO.

okay I just slapped myselfffff for you for saying that I'M SORRY.

Fanning some commenters again this time around!

MUFASAAAAA.

SIMBAAAAAA.

PUMBAAAAA!!!!

OK I'm making this chapter too long. It was supposed to be a shortsie - type chapter. I APOLOGIZE EEEEEEEK *KISSES YOUR CHEEK* sorry that was like reverse statutory RAPE well naht really okay I'm gonna go. I'll see you later alligator.

:3