Endgame ~ Taylor Swift x Travis Kelce

texts

This is really random, but I had fun writing the different little scenarios, so enjoy!

Taylor: Travis. Emergency. Code red.

Travis: Oh god. What happened?  Are you okay? Is the baby okay?

Taylor: We are both alive, but BARELY.

Travis: ...What does that mean?

Taylor: It means I am STARVING and I NEED a milkshake. And fries. And maybe a cheeseburger. But also pickles. And possibly a chocolate croissant. But not a whole one. Just like, the middle bit with all the chocolate. 

Travis: Baby. That is five different things.

Taylor: Your point?

Travis: My point is, I feel like this grocery list is still growing.

Taylor: You're catching on. I might also need some mac and cheese. And a bag of frozen peas. Not to eat, just to hold. They're cold and I'm overheating.

Travis: So let me get this straight. You want a milkshake, fries, a cheeseburger, pickles, a single bite of a croissant, mac and cheese, and a bag of frozen peas... 

Taylor: Yes. And I don't appreciate your tone.

Travis: This is text, you don't know my tone. But I will get what you want. Anything else? A foot rub? A baby elephant?

Taylor: Don't be ridiculous. Where would we even keep a baby elephant?

Travis: I'm afraid to ask, but when do you need all this by?

Taylor: Yesterday.

Travis: Got it. Speeding to the store now. If I get pulled over, I'm making you explain this to the officer.

Taylor: That's fine. I'll just tell them the truth. That my husband deliberately abandoned his pregnant wife and unborn child in a time of great need. I'll probably cry a little too.

Travis: You are truly terrifying.

Taylor: And yet, you love me. Hurry home.

Travis: On it. Try not to pass out from starvation in the next ten minutes.

Taylor: No promises.

[Thirty minutes later...]

Taylor: Status update. I am now dramatically sprawled across the couch like a woman in distress. Vision is getting blurry. Strength fading. Send help.

Travis: My love. I literally just pulled into the driveway.

Taylor: Oh, thank GOD. I almost had to eat one of my own limbs. Do you have everything?

Travis: Yes

Taylor: Why are you still texting me? Get inside. 

Travis: I love you too, honey. 

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Taylor: I need you to explain something to me.

Travis: Uh oh. What did I do?

Taylor: What's the Amazon package at the door?