A Bit of Me

EP25 Pt2 Naughty Mr. and Mrs.

SUMMARY: Welcome to Naughty Mr. and Mrs.

NOTE: Graham & Marisol and Ibrahim & Shannon are the only romantic couples. Everyone else might have eyes elsewhere.

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[Upbeat music playing]

The Islanders gather around on the beanbags, each clutching a board and an ice lolly. Everyone looked excited — it was time to play Naughty Mr. and Mrs.

Graham announced with a flirty grin, "Without further ado, welcome to Naughty Mr. and Mrs." The Islanders ooooh and giggle. Laughter rippled through the group. "Anyway, let's get onto the juicy questions. I'll get us started."

'Guys, you need to tell us where the strangest place your partner had sex?'

The boys and girls are marking their answers with white chalk on their heart-shaped boards.

Graham asked, "Right, Ibrahim, where's the strangest place Shannon's ever done it?"

Grace (thinking): I think Shannon's a bit of a risk taker. My bet is... A plane.

Ibrahim didn't hesitate and turned his board around. "I know this one. On a pool table."

GRAHAM SNICKERS

Shannon turns her board around to confirm a match. "It was more uncomfortable than strange. He hadn't cleared the table..." She added, with a smirk, "So I kept getting hit by random balls."

The group howled with laughter.

Graham asked, "What about Chelsea, Gary? Think you can figure this one out?"

Gary rolled his eyes at the red-bearded fisherman's comment. He turned his board around. "I've put 'Blackpool'."

Grace raised an eyebrow. "I don't think that's what he means—" But she was cut off when Chelsea flipped her board. It was a match.

Chelsea shuddered. "It haunts my dreams! The room was opposite an illumination of the seven dwarves. It was like they were watching..."

Gary grinned. "Told you. I can listen too, you know." Chelsea smiles warmly at Gary, who winks back. Everyone cheered.

Narrator, Iain Stirling:

Finally, Marisol and Graham are up!

But has Graham been paying as much attention to

Marisol as he claimed he had?

Graham leaned back, squinting playfully at Marisol. "Err... okay. I think Marisol did bits in... a library." He turned his board around with a confident grin.

She shot him a frown, looking unimpressed. "I would never do bits in a library. People are there to learn. The strangest place I've done it is in..." With a proud smile, she turned her board around. "A nightclub!" There's silence. She glanced around. Marisol's smile is replaced with a pout. "Oh, come on. It's strange! Who does it in a nightclub?"

Everyone is silent. Lottie suddenly snorted. "Hands up if you've ever done it in a nightclub."

Elijah's hand goes up. Followed by Lottie, Bobby, Graham, Gary, Shannon, and Ibrahim.

Marisol's eyes widened. "I stand corrected," she said with a small pout, sinking a little deeper into the beanbag.

Have I ever done it in a nightclub? You keep your hand down. Everyone looks at you, and you shrug. "What? It's not my thing. I go to the club to dance."