Creepy Experiences

Jeff's Astrology Chart + Analysis

June 15, 2025

I am not a professional astrologer, but I've done a lot of research and today Jeff was here in spirit form so I asked for his birth info to calculate his natal chart. I prefer sidereal astrology and I was granted permission from him to write this chapter. I also asked Jeff what song he wanted me to add to this chapter. When I asked him if the song was a message to readers, he confirmed. 

His Big 6

Sun in Taurus in the 4th House

Moon in Cancer in the 6th House

Ascendant in Aquarius

Mercury in Taurus in the 4th House

Venus in Aries in the 3rd House

Mars in Leo in the 7th House

Pros of these Placements: 

Home and Family is Highly Important

Blessed with Intelligence and Forward-Thinking

Competitive, Driven, and Ambitious 

Creative Talents

Strong Sibling Relationships

A Life Enriched by Social Connections, Love, and Travel

(Side note) moon in cancer placements are known for prominent eyes.

Cons

With Mercury in Taurus, there are delays in important information. People with this placement say the right things too late. Also since Mercury is in the 4th house, it can signify having trouble adjusting to new homes or environments and there are troubles with expressing emotions. Moving on, Venus in Aries is in its fall because people with this placement chase after love and experience disappointment in it. It can also make them more argumentative and aggressive in partnerships. Lastly, with a rising sign in Aquarius, people around describe them as detached, unconventional, and odd. 

The Rest of his Astrological Placements 

Jupiter in Scorpio in the 10th

Saturn in Pisces in the 2nd

Uranus and Neptune in Capricorn in the 12th

Pluto in Scorpio in the 10th

Libra North Node in the 10th

Taurus Lilith in the 4th

Leo Chiron in the 7th

Fortune in Saggitarius in the 11th

Vertex in Virgo in the 8th

Main Thoughts

Everyone who reads this book knows Jeff's cp story. The Pluto in Scorpio in the 10th stands out to me because Pluto signifies life-altering events. Based on the sign and the house, it controls what kind of events and how often they occur. People with their Pluto in Scorpio experience several abrupt experiences that shift their life. Jeff's story was really dramatic and it led to a full transformation in his attitude, appearance, and role. For many years, Jeff was the most popular creepypasta. The second thing is that he also has two planets in the 12th house. This means having a strong connection to drugs, psychic abilities, empathy, dreams, and feeling the need to go against society's expectations. This combined with an Aquarius rising means that Jeff doesn't like what society stands for. 

Leo Chiron signifies a shame toward expressing yourself creatively and being childish. People with this placement can be shamed for standing out and being the center of attention. In the 7th house, Chiron causes a delay and fear in marriage contracts. Lastly, since his NN is in Libra, his main inner challenge is balancing assertiveness/selfishness with diplomacy/fairness. His south node is in Aries, so he is already comfortable with leading, fighting, and his body is in shape. 

His Houses

1:Aquarius

2:Pisces

3:Aries

4:Taurus

5:Gemini

6:Cancer

7:Leo

8:Virgo

9:Libra

10:Scorpio

11:Saggitarius

12:Capricorn

I am not going to go in-depth about all the house meanings. If you want, I can do a part 2 explaining this. 

The houses can also talk about what kinds of people can be helpful or harmful. For example, since his 7th house of long-term relationships/marriage is in Leo, then he may marry someone with Leo placements, energy, career, or personality. A Leo is someone with prominent and full healthy hair, a passion towards the performing arts, and who is popular/well-known. When I looked at his 5th and 8th houses, I was surprised that I have both placements. The 5th house symbolizes what kind of person he likes to date and the 8th symbolizes the type of person he'd want to sleep with. In short, he likes to date people with intelligence, wittyness, who enjoy social media/posting online. On the other hand, he likes to sleep with virgins. Lastly, the 12 house can symbolize hidden enemies and since it's in Capricorn, he should beware of people who are power-hungry, capitalistic, and cold.  

Jeff confirmed in spirit form that he has sold drugs and has taken drugs himself. I properly asked him about this when I saw Pisces in his 2nd house. The 2nd talks about ways that you can make money and Pisces are known for enjoying drugs because it desensitizes them from their overwhelming psychic abilities. Jeff has a lot of placements that suggest abilities like clairsentience, sensing spirits, telepathy, and lucid dreaming. Another surprise was that I shared a lot of placements with Jeff. I also have my sun in Taurus, Moon in Cancer, Aries in Venus, and Pluto in Scorpio. I also found out that he was born in 1995 and is one day ahead in terms of birthdate. I also calculated his life path number and he is a 7. People with this number are introspective, deep-thinkers, scientific, intuitive, and spiritual. Sometimes they overthink or isolate. 

In the last chapter, I was pretty critical about the cps. I asked him if he read it and if he didn't want the next chapter to be negative and he said yes to both. That said, it was pretty lucky that I remembered to ask for his information so I could calculate his natal charts. I looked up his tropical and sidereal charts. In the tropical one, he had a lot of placements that were positively affecting his intelligence and looks. I also read a report about our compatibility. I don't think I'll share it, but it led me to the conclusion that we'd be better off as friends. It's ironic because there was a period when I was trying to convince him to stop hitting on me and just be a friend. Goodnight.