Ares: Oh, goodie. I wonder what sort of horrific adventurer-y we'll be dragged into this time.
As everyone once again gathers into the main room of the Circus, tensions had been... kinda high since the lightning round. Ragatha was once again trying her people pleasing tendencies, but her heart just... wasn't in it.
Caine: Today's adventure is... *summons text* "Night Of The Living Pizza Robots"!!! That's right! A scary night of fright is amuk when Franky Frazskunk and his friends come to life in the Franky's Spray Pizza restaurant! Oh, BOY, is it stinky! It's up to YOU to survive the night and-
Zooble: And THIS is why we don't like your adventures, Caine.
Gangle: I-I... REALLY don't wanna do that one...
The ringmaster stops his spiel and slowly turns to face Zooble, his body actually darkening a bit from rage. That was until Pomni chimed in.
Pomni: W-What they mean to say is that... Your adventures are just uh..... How do I put it?
Ares: Dark?
Pomni: EXACTLY! Can't we do something... LESS insane?
Caine: Good suggestion, Christine!
Pomni: Not my name.
Caine: How about INSTEAD, we go to Guantanamo Bay!?
Pomni: I said LESS insane...
Caine: O-Okay, don't like that one? How about we go to Tampa, Florida?!
Zooble: Are you going deaf or are you just being an @$$ now?
Caine: Well, what do you want me to do?! You can't have an amazing adventure with the stakes! The tension! And I... I need to... make my adventures.... It's all I'm... *glitches* good at... All I'm made for... I can't just... just...
Jax: *smirks* Oh, look at that, Caine. You're having baby's first existential crisis. I'll let you know when I care.
Caine: *dead serious* One more word out of you, you're going back to the drive-thru.,,
Ragatha: Please, Caine, just....One more suggestion box adventure? And if it doesn't work out, we won't bother you about it for a little while.
Caine: PROCESSING...... *joyous* Good news, my Superstars! For today, I will use our nifty dandy suggestion box- which I always utilize- to find us an adventure before going back to the status quo of our famous and dearly beloved circus!!!
Zooble: Oh... Hooray....
Caine proceeded to reach into the box and shuffle through the comical amount of paper, pulling out a letter.
Caine: And our adventure is, "Let's make Gangle's happy mask respawn everytime I break it and the one who breaks the most happy masks wins".....
A snickering comes from the ever familiar Rabbitoid, making the cast turn to either stare (or in Pomni and Zooble's instance, glare) at him as Caine sets fire to the ballot. He then pulls out another one, reading it with comically sized glasses.
Caine: "Let's just do Minecraft"..... Thoughts?
Pomni: "Minecraft"?
Ares: Oh, hey, that's MY suggestion! Ah, that'd be great to revisit one of my happy places. If, uh... You guys want.
Pomni: I... Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Ares: Really?
Gummigoo: Why not? Sounds interestin', never heard of it before.
Ragatha: Sounds a bit before my time... But if you wanna do it, honey, then I'll do it!
Gangle: I... *sniffles, then smiles* I like Minecraft.
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A Glitch In The Circus
FanfictionBeing stuck in a circus-like program and unable to get out is already freaking Pomni out. But now her hand spontaneously glitches and grants her a rather unusual ability? Even more so. But with access to pretty much the whole digital world at her fi...
