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Avengers Imagines & Preferences

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Update 2019; If you want to skip to the better imagines go number 28 Imagines and preferences about; + Tony Stark + Steve Rogers + Loki Laufeyson + Peter Parker + Peter Quill + Thor Odinson + Wanda Maximoff + Bucky Barnes + Bruce Banner +...

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20; dirty pick-up line

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by avengersxv

                                    
                                              ->Tony<-
What are you doing tonight beside me?
                          ->Thor<-
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
                          ->Pietro<-
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
                          ->Wanda<-
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
                          ->Clint<-
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
                          ->Natasha<-
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
                          ->Bruce<-
I'm a used car but you can still drive me!
                          ->Loki<-
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
                          ->Bucky<-
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
                          ->Steve<-
Dirty?...
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Heyy:)
                          I'm dying to know so I have to ask you guys, which of this Dirty Pickup Lines is you favourite? lol I need to know so please comment;)
                          -Xoxo