27; funny pick-up lines

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->Pietro<-
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more

->Tony<-
If your feeling down, can I feel you up?

->Bucky<-
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me

->Clint<-
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.
(I don't even know aha)

->Steve<-
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
*Steve looks around innocently... "Got it going on?"*

->Wanda<-
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

->Natasha<-
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.

->Thor<-
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt

->Loki<-
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.

->Bruce<-
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp

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I don't even know what any of those are ahah!

I hope you laughed at one of them, I did thinking of them.

-xoxo

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