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"Why do you want your glass half-empty?"

"If you have two legs, then walk. If you have two arms, crawl. If you have nothing, wiggle."

"EPICORNS!"

"Salad is NOT food!"

"Floop'en Warcraft..."

"The bible is for men. Why do they even call it 'A-Men?'"

"Ice cream lazer beams! It got everything I want, everything I need!"

"This is not weed! This is salt plants! Honest!"

"#Ihatehashtags"

"I try to walk away, but I know this will never go away."

"Why does the majority of American Idol male winners turn gay?! I mean, I still like em', but still-"

"You're gonna get a lot of hate mail for the quote above."

"LEAVE JB ALONE!!!"

"Music always gives the good feeling."

"Audiomachine is too music!"

"I'm floop'en stressed!"

"It seems like yesterday since the Harlem Shake was a thing."

"What about Canada?!"

"You can't do anything on the sidelines."

"I just need one chance to breakout!"

"After all the false opinions, you learn to know THEY WERE WRONG!"

"WE WANT CHANGE!"

"Words are an infinite bullet."

"Your expectations are too high. Learn to love the simpleness."

"Get a better mirror to see the beauty inside yourself."

"We are not afraid! We will stand."

"It is better to stand together, but is brave to stand alone."

"Pick a flower and say it smells like beauty."

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