Me: *gasp* 1K views?!
Spam: Gasp, you got one kilogram?!
Me: No, 1K.
Spam: Potassium?
Me: No, one thousand!
Spam: Pounds of gold?! We're rich!!!
Me: No, views.
Spam: Isn't half of the views from you?
Me: *cough* Wha- What? I don't know what you're talking about!
