"You can't rule the world if you keep buying tacos!"
"You be normal, they'll accept you. You be crazy, and you'll rule the world."
"Never leave a girl alone... Until she starts to throw knives at you."
"Without your parents, buying ice cream is difficult."
"Your last words will consist of gurgling and heavy breathing. Keep it short and simple."
"If you can't say it in less than 30 minutes, write a book about it."
"If you must complain, do it in joke form. And stop being a wussy!" -inspired by Christofer Titus
"If you don't try, you'll never know."
"Abortion is murder."
"Bullies are a pack of wolves. We have an army."
"Survival of the fittest isn't the strongest who lives. Fitness is actually the ability to reproduce. Please reproduce responsibly." (Oh my god...)
"It pays to have friends. Go and get some."
"Having long hair does not make you a girl!."
"Serving size is bull. No one follows them. For example, the serving size for a Lays bag is 15 chips. Who the hell eats only 15 chips? I eat til the bags gone."- inspired by Brian Regen
