Sister: What I don't get is how did Superman go to school. Shouldn't he have adoption papers, health records, etc?
Me: Crappy school
Sister: Then how'd he get a job as a fisherman?
Me: Crappy job
Sister: But how did he get so strong and can fly?
Me: Crappy gravity
Sister: But what about his mind reading powers?
Me: Crappy back-story
Sister: But what about his love interest? Lois Lane? Isn't having love with an alien bestiality?
Me: Crappy love story
Sister: What about the Krypton symbol of hope?
Me: Crappy creative writing
Sister: Well, what about no post credits?
Me: Crappy bladder
Sister: What about the comics?
Me: Expensive to buy them all, so a crappy movie will do.
Sister: But what about-
Me: Look, ask Google. I'm NOT Wiki!
