"There's an old proverb passed down within my bloodline. It's a crude definition of how to define a monster but still holds up to this day. How does it go? 'Monsters sustain themselves in dark. In its absence, there is evil. Otherwise, it has no right to be called a monster."- Prince Zezeron
"I am not going to die today!" -Day Carter
"I know everything about this guy. That's why I hate him." -Allie Dawn
"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening" -Bill Clinton
"I'm a swinger for the LA Lakers." - Nogla (GTA: V)
"I don't want to go." -David Tennant, Tenth Doctor
"Well, if droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?" — Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Nobody calls men "men" anymore. Have you noticed? Women went from "girls" to "women."Men went from "men" to "boys?" This is a problem in the big picture. Do you know what I mean?" -Jules, The Intern
"I'm the village crazy lady. That's my job." - Gramma Tala
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -Winston Churchill
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." -Jim Carrey
"It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure." -Ernie Harwell
"You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people because they're fun. It just happens." -Kirsten Dunst
"I'm not a sad person, upset the whole time, but I seem to be quite emotional." -Freddie Highmore
"If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide...you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder...you've never been divorced." -Christopher Titus
"The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business." -Aaron Burr
"If this be treason, make the most of it!" -Patrick Henry
"I worship you. I'd trade my life for yours." -JD, Heathers
"Your mentor fights wars by singing its atrocities. I have a mace. Tell me which one would win the war?" -Adam Damage
"Do you know the way?" -VRChat
"I just can't understand..." -Flowey. Undertale
"I got a bomb and no idea how to use it. All I know is that it makes a beeping sound. Wait, this is an alarm clock. Nevermind." -Day Carter
"It's time I stop mourning and see where this train takes me this time. Maybe I'll see some cities. Maybe a couple mountains. Trees are a definite answer. Let's just say there are too many memories here. It's time I leave for a while. The stress is killing me." -Jon Cross
"You are my inner demon. You have been born from the hatred within me. But now, the hatred is no more. Thus, you do not exist." -Samurai Jack
"I feel sorry for kids these days. They get so much homework. Remember the days when we put a belt around our two books and carried them home? Now they're dragging a suitcase. They have school all day, then homework from six until eleven. There's no time left to be creative." -Tom Petty
"Love is the best school, but the tuition is high and the homework can be painful." -Diane Ackerman
"Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over." -Jerry Seinfeld
"As Long As We Don't Die, This Is Gonna Be One Hell Of A Story." -Paper Towns
"Babies can't do anything without you. That puts them at your mercy." -Daniel Kai
"We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds..." - Pet Store Clerk
"You tell anyone about this, I will bring every piranha I know after you!" -Arthur Curry
