"I pushed a building and it fell."
"I don't think it's humanly possible to pee backwards."
"Most of the origins of superheroes aren't likely possible."
"Pokemon elements are ranged from kinda possible to outright dumb."
"You can't pull a Scooby-doo. Most officers won't even let you in a crime scene unless you are involved. They won't let you in with your crew and a talking dog into their problems."
"You know, bananas used to taste a lot better back then. Too bad we can't get that kind anymore."
"Dream about the perfect lover. You'd be lucky to find someone with half those traits."
"I really doubt kissing a frog will turn it to a prince. You'd likely just get warts."
"Those bubbles in Sonic the Hedgehog would come reallly handy if they really existed."
"Dogs won't enjoy the Big Kat. First of all, chocolate..."
"GTA is not an accurate representation of real life."
"No matter how many times you smell this sentence, it'll probably stay the same."
"They'll never be a new color for the human eye."
"You can't teach a parrot to sing the fast part of Rap God by Eminem. (If you can, send me a link.)"
"The music economy for the internet is a lost cause."
"We'll never run out of darkness."
"And they said Invader Zim won't have another season..."