Judge: You have been charged with 15 accounts of murder, 7 counts of manslaughter, 17 sexual assaults, 34 counts of property damage, and a new case called "Dicking in the vending machine." You are sentenced to death. Do you have any last words?
Me: 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Judge: The fifth time today...
GEICO does not encourage crime, but it can give you a great deal on car insurance.
