This Probably Happened To You

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•Have you forgot what time it is? You look at your watch. As you look away, you still don't know. You look again and you still don't know!

•The strange sensation you have when you're about to sneeze but don't.

•When you realize there's an extra step in the staircase.

•When you pick up your backpack and it's lighter than you realize. For a split second, you think you're strong.

•The time when you visit your old elementary school and you realize everything was so tiny.

•You sing off tone than the actual songs pitch and everyone but you noticed.

•Your first spam letter and you believed it.

•The moment when you think you forgot something behind you, it wasn't there, then you checked your pocket and it was there.

•A bug crawls near you, so you kill it and piss off its family. Then you're afraid they'll make an army against you.

•The thought that someone stole your idea without ever meeting each other.

•You read about other religions and think "That's weird..."

•That time where you had a lot of homework, so you took a quick nap, but instead slept until tomorrow. The day that assignment was due!

•The urge to say "first."

•The urge to make a sky joke.

•Holding in a fart, so you let out a test first, see everything's okay.

•Peed yourself in the bathroom because of your pants.

•Scared of what's in the dark.

•Played a Pokemon game and cried.

•Didn't listen to the teacher/priest/parents/etc.

•Made up your own lyrics of a song you don't know that well.

•Scared of a murderer while in the showers.

•Lost to a child in a game and rage.

•Look back to your childhood and wish you could have changed it.

•Was bullied for a distinct feature.

•Crushed by a crush

•Mistake a chocolate chip cookie for raisins.

•If you're single, all you see are couples. If taken, all you see is singles.

•Had a friend text you, you text back, and you friend didn't.

•Did the seed, chicken, and wolf puzzle.

•Guess the song's title that you hear somewhere.

•Think you can make a dunk in the basketball court, but can't because you're too short.

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