Mother: Oh my god! My water broke!
Father: Oh no! We have a premature detonation!
Mother: -_-
Father: My baby is a terrorist!
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Mother: Oh my god! My water broke!
Father: At McDonalds? How poetic... So when we explain how our child was born, we say it's at McDonald. Thanks a lot, bitch!
Mother: T_T
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Mother: Oh my god! The baby is coming!
Customer: Fruit! Buying fruit!
Father: Maybe if we didn't come to the fruit section of Wal-Mart...
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Mother: The baby is coming!
Father: Again?
