Before the awards: I don't know if I'll win, but I'm optimistic!
You Win An Award: Yes!
You Win More than One: This is the greatest day of my life!
Someone Else Wins an Award: Congrats!
Someone Else Wins Two or More Awards and You Won Too: Welcome to the team!
Someone Else Wins Two or More Awards and You Haven't Won One: I HATE YOU! WHY DO YOU EXIST?
YOU CAN'T SHARE THE GLORY?!
No Award: This is bullshit. Why am I here?
