Day 0
Yay! I finally get to go to France to see my aunt final vow. Unfortunately, I kept expectations low, and when I do that, that's what you get.
Delays, cancellations, I'm pissed. >:( I waited so long! Now I have to wait all night! D:< Rage! Rage, I say! Spam is not pleased! Vissée is French for screwed!
Nighttime. Food is terrible. Wheat roll FTW. I'm overhyped with soda. No mountain dew?! Madness!
Can't sleep. Engine way too loud. It's midnight. -_-
Day 1
Epic, Croods, and Avengers. All free movies on the plane. I'm pleased.
France looks a lot like Chicago. Just French.
Lots of driving. Lots of trains. We basically spent the entire day traveling.
Day 2
How can you be inspired by church if everyone speaks another language. I've been sweating, leg aching, and bored out of my mind for nothing!
The food here is... Interesting... The plugs here are... Interesting... The way people drive are... Interesting... My middle name is... Interesting... Go on, tell me about yourself...
(This is the part where you talk to the screen. I'm listening. Scroll down for my final answer.)
Interesting...
French bread is the best bread.
Retard is delay in French. Heh... My flight Tuesday hopefully isn't a retard. Mhahahahahahaha! No? Floop you, that was funny!
Saw my aunt who I haven't seen in two years and I have nothing to say... Awkward.
The Eiffel Tower looks a lot like something from Las Vegas. It's so tiny! :P The Statue of Liberty is bigger! And THAT was French.
My first time on a train for nearly a year. They go fast! Why don't they have trains that run underwater and stay fast?! Scientists! Work on that!
How the hell can I do the PE homework in church?! Well, if I can write a religious fiction that may not be appropriate to some of the religious fanatics, may as well have the balls to try.
Day 2
Well, I just realized that I'm staying here a while longer. :) Im gonna love how much homework I'm gonna have when I come back to the U.S. Procrastination like an American!
Since when did I participate in a talent show?! WTH! Heck. Can't say hell in church. Compared to the other preformences, we're the third worst. People will think differently cuz we're the only ones who speak English.
Day 3
Goodbye Aunt Janet! See you later.
Train sickness. I expected on the plane, but on a train?
I suck at basketball. I make 1 out of 8 shots.
Homework overload! Press the button! "That was easy." I mean the panic button!
Final Day
Wake in the morning feeling like P Diddy. Wait, I don't even know P Diddy!
Another day filled with traveling. Can't even do my homework. At least free movies! :D Back to America!
Btw, why do Europe's water towers look like nails?
