To think, 12 months, an entire year, I've worked on this book. This is it. The final chapter. The 100th chapter! As tribute, we will review chapters 51-99, much like the 50th Anything Post, but that would be boring. To atone for that, I will also add "anything" to those. I will as well work on this until the My Anything Book's birthday. And on that day, I will make book 2! So here we go!
1-26-14: Day 1 of the making of this chapter. Also the day of the 2014 Grammys. No school tomorrow! Yay!
51) Redefining Stupidity #1
This chapter came from a barber shop. While waiting, I searched up some stupid news. News is stupid period, but I was in the mood to laugh at it. I do it all the time, but still.
Then I went to the police station... O_o Don't worry, we were just paying the water bill. I just hope that cops didn't track that chapter though. It was posted while I was in the station... I'm screwed...
1-27-14: Snow day! :D
52) Lol Vader
Pretty much copied Christopher Titus's, Voices in my Head, segment. Comedians should get more recognition! This is gold!
53) WTF Man 2?!
I regret everything I've said during the WTF chapters. I've pushed the envelope a bit too far there.
"Physical worlds are the only limitation."
1-28-14: Just a thought. If you live in a place within hurricane range, why the hell do you live there? Food for thought.
54) Program vs Anything
When this is made, two of my books were neck on neck with reads. Now, the Anything Book leads by 2.6k reads. The My Anything Book may be winning, but this is its last chapter while Program is just getting started. The war has only started.
55) You Will Die In Hell
You can tell I was pissed at the time. Can't remember why though.
Blond rage. BLIND rage! Too funny to change now. Do you have ANY idea how easy it is for autocorrect or the keyboard to f'loop things up?!
They say rage is very forgettable. This is true. Oh wait, that saying means that reason is not a factor.
56) Government Shutdown
Wait, our government shutdown and no one invaded? Such a missed opportunity...
1-31-14: It is possible to fall asleep in the bathtub for three hours. Hope you don't mind wrinkles!
57) Drunk of the Lonely
I get it! I'm lonely! Now stop enforcing it!
2-1-14: I still think it's still 2013.
58) Redefining Stupidity #2
Even I didn't think of this when I was a child. Then again, there were safety caps in the plugs. Saves money that way.
59) I Wrote This Poem
Yep, I wrote this poem to the general audience. *hacks* Sorry, cold.
60) Tribute to George Carlin
A complete rip-off from his bit, "Four Groups That Gotta Go." It's so crazy that it might just work!
61) Random Quotes 6!!!!!!
How about RQ7? *slow clap* When I meant anything can happen, random quotes best personifies it.
Side note: I laugh while I'm in pain.
