Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty was there since last fall
And then he falls
He dies on the pavement at the summer sun
The smell is atrocious, is it not?
When he was found, lifeless and death
All the eggs horses and all the king's men
Decided to hide the evidence behind a 7-11
This little piggy came to market
This little piggy went home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none because the third piggy was a jerk
And this little piggy went wee-wee-wee as he falls into a grinder at a slaughterhouse
Sam-I-Am, Sam-I-Am
Verbally dyslexic
Sam-I-Am
Looks where to eat
Live off the land
He goes behind a 7-11
And found green eggs and ham
He bugs a man named Daniel
He only eats turkey and regular colored eggs
He's found near a KFC
Waiting for some legs
Here come Sam
Sam-I-Am
Asks if he'd like a cuisine
Daniel says no
Walks away
Cause he had places to go
Sam was persistent
His sale was in bulk
He is determined
So Daniel, he will stalk
He follows him everywhere
In a house
in a hole of a mouse
In a box
with a fox
He follows here, there, everywhere!
At a train, tree, car, bus ride that's free
In the dark, in the rain, with a goat, and a boat
Creepy
Daniel called the cops
But Sam-I-am was on top
Daniel runs on AOL
God have mercy on his soul
Daniel gave in
He would soon press charges later
This is the only way off his back
No idea was greater
So he chewed
he ate
And surprisingly
It was GREAT!
He would drop the charges
Their friendship tied
But around Friday
With a serious stomach virus, he died
The case is still open on what happened to Humpty and Daniel
Yet our 3rd person omniscient finds it funny
The body lost, the trail is gone
And only we know what happened to Daniel and Humpty.
