I like to eat eggs
But eggs are unborn babies
Therefore, I like to eat babies
I like milk
But it comes from cows utters
Therefore, I like piss
I like to eat cereal
But it's made out of wood
Therefore, I like to eat trees
I like to eat fish
Living in the people's ocean
Where they piss and poo
Thus, I like to eat whatever in the toilet
I like to eat salad
Which comes from dirt
Where the worms live
So, I like to eat homes
IS THERE NO GOD?!
