What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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Things you shouldn't do:

•Choke on lemon juice

•Make change for $100 bill in ones

•Use hand sanitizers as shampoo

•Taste anything during a dentist session

•Copy anything from TV shows irl

•Kiss your best friend without permission

•Set fire to a wooden church (or any wooden building)

•Use the metric system in the US. You're just gonna confuse everyone

•Pay anything with pennies only

•Go to the bathroom in the middle of a busy road

•Have sex in elementary school

•Remember the entire Pi

•Go to a restaurant alone

• Build a time machine. It never ends well

•Use the computer with only your nose

•Kill an icon

•Fight a bull with a stick

•Charge at a dangerous animal

•Dance the hokey pokey is the middle of a detonation field

•Piss on someone's house (without permission)

•Pointing a canon at yourself

•Blow up the entire world

•Gangnam Style on the top of an antenna of a skyscraper

•Bring a pirate ship at the desert

•Drink lava

•Argue with a atheist

•Play dodgeball with bombs

•Tie your leg on a rocket

•Be in the way of falling piano

•Fart in a populated area

•Buy sushi from a gas station

•Eat random mushrooms like Mario

•Reenact anything from SAW

•Say "What could possibly go wrong?"

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