I have skin
But a potato had skin
How are things going?
Because I'm a potato!
*slow claps*
I am a man
But they say I have my mother's eyes
Therefore, I'm a mother
I like marshmallows
But marshmallows are white
*insert racist joke here*
Censorship is awesome
I like football
But someone used his foot on my balls
Therefore, I am a football
And by balls, I mean my soccer balls
But I can't make fun of soccer
I like to eat meat
But I am meat!
So I must eat myself.
I like wheel of fortune
And I have a pizza
Thus, I'm playing wheel of fortune
What do I win?! :D
I like sequals...
...
What? I like sequals!
I use my ass
But people say I'm an ass
So I use myself to sit and s***
Pineapples are spiky
But I have spiky hair
Thus, I am a pineapple
I want to fly
And so do penguins
Thus, I must be a penguin
I like Xbox
But I use PS3
So I switched to PC
