"Stuck In The Friend-Zone Again and Again"

"All The Blinking Lights"

A/N: oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree why will Luke not love me // LUKES ASS IM DEAD

HAPPY 100TH PART

When the bus finally stopped outside of Dan and Phil's apartment block, I was mentally screaming.

I hadn't done anything fancy to get ready, just thrown on a Big Hero 6 Baymax sweatshirt over a random band shirt with black skinny jeans and my black converse.

We walked to the front of the building and I pressed the buzzer.
"Um, hello? It's Paris and the band?"
We waited a moment.
"Oh, hey!" An accented voice I recognized as Dan's came through the speaker. "Come on up!"
The door opened, and we walked in, hurrying into the elevator so I could press the button and be on our way.

We arrived at the correct floor and looked around for the right door, which wasn't that hard seeing as they had Pokemon stickers stuck to the front of it.

I knocked hesitantly, unsure of myself in this new environment.
Almost immediately the door opened and I was greeted with the sight of the 6"3" being that is Dan Howell.
To tell the truth, I nearly fainted from excitement, but Dan looked like he honestly felt the same way.
"Hello!" He grinned. "Come in, come in!"
He stepped back so we could enter.
"Phil!" He called. "They're here!"
A faint crashing sound could be heard and Phil suddenly appeared next to Dan.
"Hi!" Phil said cheerfully. "I'm Phil; this is Dan."
"Hi," I smiled back, the boys also adding their greetings as well.
"Can I hug you?" I asked Phil timidly.
"Of course!" He beamed. "You look so cuddly!"
I chuckled as I walked right into Phil's arms; his hugs could literally solve all of my problems.
As I pulled away from Phil, I caught a glimpse of Dan looking very hopeful and anticipating something exciting.
I gave him the subtlest of friendly nods and he immediately enveloped me in his arms.
I buried my nose into his chest and sighed slightly, amazed that this was even my life.

I pulled away and both my and Dan's eyes were sparkling with excitement.
"Dan's been dying to meet you, Paris," Phil told me. "He stalks you on his secret Tumblr account."
"What's your URL?" I asked curiously.
"wow-i-really-fucked-up," Dan replied.
"That's you?" I said in disbelief with a laugh.
Dan nodded, blushing.
"My tumblr account has taken off since meeting the boys, but I did notice your frequent reblogs," I admitted with a chuckle.
"Well I like to see what the fans post," Dan said defensively.
"And stalking celebrities like you," Phil added.
"I'm not a celebrity," I laughed. "That's their job." I pointed to the boys with a smirk.
"Wellllllll, Dan's probably your biggest fan regardless," Phil chuckled, causing Dan to blush deeper and me to laugh disbelievingly and go wide eyed.
"You're killing her," Luke grinned, looking from me to Dan and Phil and back again.
"It's like mutual star-struck," Calum laughed.
"You're like an icon!" Dan defended himself to me.
"Says you!" I gasped. "6.5 million subs!"
"You're touring with an internationally famous band! You're 16! I'm a 25 year old making videos in my room that doesn't know what to do with my life!" Dan said.
"I feel like we should leave," Ashton joked. "They're having a moment."
"Oh shut up, Ashton," I said playfully.

We all chatted for awhile before a lull in the conversation came up and Dan asked me a question tentatively.
"Would you mind making a video with me?' Dan asked.
"And me as well?" Phil jumped in.
"Not that we don't want you guys in a video," Dan said quickly to the boys.
"It's just easier if there are less people," Phil explained.
"No we totally understand!" Michael assured them. "Paris is better with that stuff."
"You'd make an awesome YouTube personality!" Luke told me.
"You would!" Phil said. "You should make a channel!"
"You think?" I asked.
"Definitely!" Dan said. "People would love you!"
"Would I get shout outs?" I joked.
"For sure!" Phil said.
"I was joking," I told them, surprised.
"Well we will!" Dan told me. "Come on, let's create you a channel!"
"Luuuuuuuke!" I said, jutting out my lower lip. "Can you go get my laptop from the bus, pretty please?"
"Paris..." Luke sighed.
"Please?" I pouted, fluttering my eyelashes.
Luke sighed again, this time in resignation. "I'll be right back."
"Thanks!" I beamed, causing Luke to smile and the rest of the boys to chuckle.
Calum mouthed something at Luke with a shit eating grin, and whatever it was caused Luke to blush something fierce.
"Why don't you guys come with me?" Luke said tightly, his face bright red.
"Well okay," Michael smirked, leading Luke, Calum, and Ashton out of the apartment.