"Stuck In The Friend-Zone Again and Again"

"London Sky"

Han Solo Michael makes me wanna swerve but I can't cause Luke is my smol baby and I love him to pieces.

(Paris's P.O.V.)

I woke up the next morning at 8:30 extremely embarrassed.
I glanced at Luke, who was staring at his phone, then quickly looked ahead again, my face bright red.

"You don't have to embarrassed," he said without looking up from his phone.
"Well I am," I said, blushing even more. "I should've known."
"Did it get messed up? Don't you guys like have a specific day and time it's supposed to come on, or something?" Luke asked innocently.
I laughed. "No, not even close. We have like a general idea, but it could change month to month. You never really know."
"That's terrible!" Luke said, looking horrified. "So it just shows up like a crazy aunt that pinches your cheeks and slobbers when she kisses every month?"
I laughed at the comparison. "Pretty much."
There was a moments pause before Luke spoke again. "How come you were crying so much last night? I didn't really get what Calum was saying."
"Well first of all there was blood everywhere and I was humiliated. Secondly, for some girls their periods mess with their hormones and make them more moody or emotional than usual. I was one of the lucky ones that cries more often!" I said, the last sentence being very sarcastic.
"Oh," Luke said. "What else happens?"
"Well I personally get cramps which feel like someone is stabbing you will a dull knife, moving the knife around inside of you, then repeating the action 666 times to worship Satan. Sometimes I also get nauseous and get headaches or even migraines. My back and neck also always hurt. But every girl is different, so their period affects them differently," I explained patiently.
"I'm really glad I'm a guy," Luke said after taking all of this new information in.
I smiled at him, taking out my phone and sighing.
"What's wrong?" Luke asked me.
"We're in London and I'm not cool enough to hang out with Dan and Phil," I told him, scrolling through Dan's Instagram.
"Aren't they YouTubers?" Luke asked.
"Only my two most favourite YouTubers of all time!" I exclaimed.
Luke laughed as I sighed yet again and turned to Twitter.
Deciding to have a bit of fun, I tweeted.

@musiquedeparis: @danisnotonfire hey buddy, you in London?

(If you don't understand this in the spring Nick Jonas tweeted Dan saying that but Dan was in Japan with Phil and couldn't see him. Dan loves Nick Jonas.)

I didn't expect a tweet back, since it was Dan Howell, so I continued about my day, getting ready and waking all of the boys up and picking out their clothes.

An hour later, my phone dinged.
*danisnotonfire just followed you back*
I literally screamed.
I quickly unlocked my phone and looked at my notifications.
*danisnotonfire mentioned you in a tweet*

danisnotonfire: @musiquedeparis YEAH I AM ACTUALLY SO but seriously hmu

"DAN FUCKING HOWELL ASKED ME TO HIT HIM UP OH MY GOD!" I screeched, quickly clicking to dm him.

musiquedeparis: um hi?
danisnotonfire: ITS YOU
musiquedeparis: uh yeah?
danisnotonfire: I can't believe you tweeted me!
musiquedeparis: I've tweeted you before
danisnotonfire: WHAT WHEN
musiquedeparis: like every week from May of this year to 2013
danisnotonfire: sERIOUSLY?
musiquedeparis: I've been watching your videos pretty much since you joined cause I watched Phil's videos
danisnotonfire: wow okay that's amazing life made
musiquedeparis: omg you're acting like I'm famous or something
danisnotonfire: um you kind of are?
musiquedeparis: not really? like it's really just cause of the band
danisnotonfire: well you and luke are obviously secretly fucking
danisnotonfire: I mean... you and the band have such a good friendship
musiquedeparis: wow dan
danisnotonfire: IM NOT SORRY
musiquedeparis: well okay then Dan Howell is a Parke shipper plot twist much
danisnotonfire: wait do you ship phan
musiquedeparis: only platonically
danisnotonfire: well that's a first
musiquedeparis: I'm not your average phangirl Daniel
danisnotonfire: I can tell Paris
danisnotonfire: you and the band should come over today
musiquedeparis: are you being serious rn
danisnotonfire: totally just promise not to give the address to anyone
musiquedeparis: I stayed at Luke Hemmings' house for a month I think you can trust me not to give the address away
danisnotonfire: right okay it's *address here*
musiquedeparis: oh my god I'm gonna cry okay we should be there in like an hour and a half
danisnotonfire: IM EXCITED SEE YOU THEN
musiquedeparis: see you soon !

"So like I made plans for us all today!" I told the boys proudly.
"What did you plan?" Michael asked suspiciously.
"We're going to DaN AND PHILS HOUSE TO HANG OUT OH MY GOD!" I said, freaking out at the end.
"Okay?" Calum cocked an eyebrow.
"Well like we have two days in London and I've always wanted to meet them and dare I say it Dan was almost fangirling over me," I said. "And he invited us over so I accepted, I hope you guys don't mind."
"It's okay, it'll be fun," Ashton soothed my growing nerves.
I sighed in relief then grinned. "Okay good because this is pretty much one of my top life goals like right up there where meeting you guys was so I'm really really excited!"
"You really idolize these guys, don't you?" Luke said.
I nodded. "I've been watching their YouTube videos forever! I celebrate their birthdays and borderline internet stalk them. I've got their merch and their book and audiobook."
"Wow worship much," Michael laughed.
I shrugged. "I'm a big fan, what can I say? And Dan seemed genuinely excited that I DM'd him for some reason. Like he called me famous."
"You sort of are famous," Calum said thoughtfully.
"Yeah, most people know who you are," Luke agreed.
"Well I don't have a whole fandom dedicated to me," I commented.
"Go search yourself on Tumblr," Michael said.
I gave him a quizzical look but did as he said, putting my name into the search bar and seeing a million posts and a bunch of blogs pop up.
I clicked on the first blog, just called parishadley, and it was a blog all about me.
There were pictures of me, and a whole bunch of asks with responses talking about me.
I looked at my phone in disbelief. "I have fans?"
"That's what we've been trying to tell you," Ashton laughed.
"Well then," I said, clicking off my phone. "I need to get ready."

A/N: I haven't updated in a while but I'm super pumped for Christmas and I just went shopping
Praying for 5sos tickets guys