Oneshots, imagines, and ideas, oh my! *discontinued*

Danny Sexbang Imagine

Note: You know, I never got writing until this book starting picking it up. I'm working on at least five things I've promised, and I feel awful for not having them all out. Remember: I don't do my own things first, it's just what I can finish first. I'm working on everything, okay? I swear!

Danny Sexbang x Reader

Warnings: It's Danny Sexbang...PG-13.

Note: I've got a ship comp. going, so any ship you want to see a short imagine for submit and I'll see if I can't cram it in there! I'm also working on a Fan Character for SOMEONE SPECIAL, and I just want it to be perfect. Enjoy!

Danny Sexbang Imagine

"So, I don't know if you guys have seen this channel, but it's pretty cool. It's called 'Recom_pense', and it's got amazing letsplays. The chick who does them is, seriously, amazing." Dan finished with a laugh as Arin died again.

"Really? Like, how?"

"Well, whaddya mean? She's fucking hilarious and she's almost worse than you."
"Ouch, Dan. That hurt my feelings. Maybe you just like her for her looks--is he hot?"
"I don't know." He defended. "She's pretty anon. You should check her out though, right?"
"Yeah, sure."

Over the next week, Recom_pense gained over four thousand subscribers, and so a video titled 'anon no longer' was published, with the typical flat blue thumbnail. "Arin!" Dan called. "She uploaded again!" Arin quickly slid into the room, landing heavily on the couch. Yes, Dan had gotten Arin really, really  into the channel. "Okay, hit play!"

The screen stared blue, and changed to a picture of a chair, sitting in front of a green screen with a mic to the side. A few deep breaths were heard, and then a stunning girl made her way onto the screen, into the chair. She had entrancing (eye color) eyes, (hair length) (hair color) hair, and she was dressed very casually. A slight flush was present on her cheeks.

"Right, well. Since the grump mention made me jump up in popularity, I've decided to break my anon rule. I'm (y/n), and I guess every now and then I'll do skits, but I won't put my face in the letsplays. I actually have a bunch of questions, I'll answer a few." She pulled her phone out of her pocket.

"Uhm, alright. So I live in Glendale CA, which is neat and hot always. I'm 28--I know, I'm fucking old. Too old for this shit." She muttered that last part under her breath and scrolled to find another question. "Yes, I am actually a fan of Gamegrumps, and Mr. Sexbang, y'know. I first got into it from watching Egoraptor and  NSP, and when I found the two together that's when I found gamegrumps. Alright, well, I started on YouTube as a poet, which evolved into letsplays two...three years ago. I was going to college and working at a subway when I first started, and about four months ago I was able to quit my now-job at a business park to tube it full time. God, I just said tube it. Ugh. But, alright, I think that's enough. I don't want to overwhelm you. So, see you guys on Kirby Thursday, I suppose. Good night, youtube. Goodnight." She rolled her eyes a bit, and the video ended.

"Holy shit she's hot. For you, not me." Arin rushed, and Dan rolled his eyes. "Yeah right."
"She lives in Glendale, man! OMG we're inviting her!" He faked a girl voice at the end and scrolled to her homepage, which had an Email and an address for game submissions. "Man, don't, I doubt she'd say yes."
"You heard her, she's a fan. I'm doing it!"

Later in that day, Y/n checked her Email. There was one from...gamegrumps? She rolled her eyes at the scam but clicked it open.

Heey Y/n!

We watched your video today and decided we've got to have you at least as a guest. I don't know, we've been looking for another grump, too, so we can see how it goes? How'd you like to come on Saturday, and we can find a game for us to play on a guest grump and go from there? If Sat. doesn't work, we've got the whole weekend.

-The team

She let an incredulous laugh bubble out of her throat. "Really?" She hastily typed back.

'Team'

Pfft. As though. If you really ARE the grumps--and I don't believe it for one hot minute--prove it. If you really are, I'd love to meet you Sat. to play anything BUT Zelda, I don't wanna scare anybody on the first date.

-Y/n

Back at the house, where they were eating together for a fun night, Arin let out an audible squeal. "She wants us to prove we're us! Danny, get over here we're recording." With a sigh, Dan stood behind Arin's chair as he pressed 'record'.

"You're a skeptic. That's cool, means you've got high standards, right? Anyways, we'd love to have you and Dan's been lusting over you for-" Dan quickly cut off the recording. "Dick." Arin laughed, but sent it in an email.

Real enough now?

She smirked a little bit.

Oh, it's on grumpworth. Sat. 2:00 and I'm bringing chips.

-Y/n

Saturday at 2:15

"Hi, welcome back to gamegrumps. As promised, we have the rising star Y/n with us, and she's going to be leading us in a playing of...what was it Y/n?" He finished in a radio-host.
"Uh, that would be Yoshi's Island, Arin, thank you. Should we get started?"
"Yeah, anytime."
"Don't rush me."
"Got it."

Twenty minutes later they called it, after laughing so hard they almost pissed themselves.

"Y/n, I think this is going to work."

A month later, Y/n had passed out on the couch of Dan's apartment, everybody else had long since gone home. They had played a drinking game which she lost horribly at, meaning she was the most drunk. Dan was making breakfast when she woke up, groaning. "Agh."
"Morning!" He sang, sarcastically, and she shuffled in. "Sorry, I passed out on your couch." He spared her a glance. She was wearing only a thin tanktop and her jeans, a result of her believing she had lost at strip poker three quarters of the way into the night.

"That's fine, want some brekkie?" He mentally cringed. Brekkie? I sound like a total dush around her!

"Sure, but only if you never say that again." She sat down at his kitchen table, arms crossed. "So I guess I acted pretty crazy last night?" He hid a small smile. "Yeah.

Last Night

"Laaaaaday, from the moment I saw yoouu, standing a-a-all alone! Dan gave, all the love that I needed!" Y/n sang deftly.

"Wait, Dan?"
"Uh huh. He's super duper hot, right?" Suzie laughed. "You've got a crush on Dan? Him?!"

"YES! I love him soooo much!" Dan laughed it off, until suddenly she was straddling his lap. "I mean it Danny, I wanna have your babiezzzz." She planted a firm kiss on his lips, and then leaned on his shoulder. Everyone stared at them, awestruck.

Present

"I didn't do anything too strange, right?"
"Not...strange." He set a plate of eggs in front of her and then sat across. "You know, they say a drunk man's words are a sober man's truth?"
"...shit." He chuckled a bit. "So I figured I should as you out on a real date?"
"Alright. But I don't have totally awesome buttsex on the first date."

He laughed loudly, grinning excitedly. In the end, they both  got to go out with their YouTube Crush