Oneshots, imagines, and ideas, oh my! *discontinued*

Kylo Ren Imagine

Krylo-Ren Imagine

Note: Yeah yeah I know, not all of you like him. And to be honest, I didn't either. But, surprisingly, the petulant Sith is easy to write about. So if you like him, enjoy, and if you don't, just think of him as a character and appreciate the sub-par writing around his name.

Warnings: Slight language, AU-ing the living shit out of The Force awakens because I like me some Harrison Ford. (Stop it perverts, I know what you were thinking)

Krylo-Ren Imagine

All my sinners, stand up sing Hallelujah

Show praise with your body stand up sing Hallelujah

And if you can't stop shaking lean back

Let it flow on through ya

Say your prayers, say your prayers, say your prayers.

Y/n L/n was high up in the resistance. No one was quite sure what her official title was, but they knew her and they knew her voice.

Every day at noon, through the entire facility her voice rang out. It was a far stretch from propaganda--It was News, whole and fresh. And there were opinions and ideas and reminders, and every being aboard fell into a lull for the hour until she signed off, and they listened to her short recap at the end of the day. There wasn't a person aboard who didn't know Y/n L/n, radio hostess. Though, they weren't sure of much else, because she was often spotted walking with General Hux and Phasma, so they weren't quite convinced she was just a voice.

It was speculated that she was dating Hux, which is how everyone rationalized her looking through his files as they walked. Her position did seem almost 'The Girlfriend', a pretty thing to listen to and lift spirits. But some tactics Hux used in battle--they tended to be so spontaneous, so unlike him, that they all felt they were almost not his own. Regardless, the quiet nymph of the base remained, until she disappeared at the same time as Kylo Ren.

Then, it was all rumors about the two and their love. They had run off together, to the resistance or even better--off the grid. They were in love the whole time, and she was only using Hux.

It was very nearly the truth, too. 

Kylo Ren had found Y/n L/n on a wet planet, because he had sensed her. He rather angrily described her as 'A tiny stone sitting perfectly still in the river of the force, and the power flowed around her but not over her or through her like others in the world.' His Jedi mind tricks were useless on her, and he took her aboard. Hux was furious about this, and set her on the most unforgiving, meaningless job. She happened to turn it into a rather lucrative trade and she was useful--so incredibly useful. So as she fell in love with Ren, he fell in love with her. Hux also felt sickly sweet for the girl and,as these things go, it was destined to be sour.  

Kylo Ren was informed that murdering his father was inevitable. Unable to quell his draw to the light and his familial ties, he stole away  one evening--taking the young woman with him. Whenever she was mentioned, the ginger general's scarlet rage was tangible. He swore to track them down, kill Ren, and take Y/n prisoner. No one was positive what he would do with her (if ever he caught her), but no one would want to be her if he ever did.

"All my sinners stand up sing Hallelujah

Show praise with your body stand up sing Hallelujah