The squad has a Skype chat, and sometimes stuff like this happens:
WARNING: SWEARING AND A SHORT MENTION OF MATURE STUFF
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
1/27/16
Participants:
Sierra
Sam (male)
Tony
Alice (me)
Sierra: My foot is asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony: oh nooooooo
Me: Don't worry, Sierra
Tony: pray for sierra
Sierra: *prepares for amputation*
Me: I'm calling Caesar's Pizza
Tony: xD
ill get dj khaled
Me: What kind of pizza do you want?
Sierra: PINEAPPLE
Sam: Guys
btw
Me: Yeah, hi, you got pineapple pizza?
Sierra: Lord christ if they don't have pineapple
Sam: Nice dress today (we had picture day for our graduation pictures)
Me: Cool whip
Ok
Tony: i like pineapple
Sam: we all clean up nice :)
Me: Sierra, what's your address?
Sam
Bro
Sam: ye
Me: I looked fly
Sam: wut
Me: You looked fly
Sam: SAME!
THX!
Tony: i was lazy
Sierra: 666 Satan's Lair, Hell, Earth's Core
Sam: U 2!
Tony: nice
Me: We all looked fly as fuck
Sam: YEAS
Me: Thanks
Tony: we could put on a show
Me: Yeah, that's right.
Tony: ima dress up as hitman for grad
Sierra: Tony my hero
Me: You're delivering pizza to the Center of the Earth
Tony: the only way
Sierra: Where else
Me: Conglaturations
Tony: yup
Me: How do you feel?
Now get your ass moving and deliver the goddamn pizza
Sam: !
Tony: xD
Me: Take me with you, too, because I also want some of that.
kthxbai
Pizza's coming!
Sam: same^
Tony: niiice
Me: EVERYONE GET IN THE DRILL
Sam: same
Me: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PIZZA PARTY WITH SIERRA
Tony: alright
Me: DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE PIZZA
Tony: ALLL ABOOOOARD
Me: DON'T BOTHER DRAGGING YOUR ASS ALONG WITH US
Tony: awww
ill leave
Me: NO NO NO
Tony: baii
Me: TONY
Tony: jk
Sam: ana
Me: THAT WAS MEANT FOR PEEPS WHO NO LIKEY PINEAPPLE PIZZA
Tony: ok
Sam: ana the ana| machine ;)
Me: ...
Tony: what
Me: That's it
Tony: ew
Sam: haha
Tony: so simple
Me: That's fucking it
Sam
Sam: yo alice
Me: You're not coming
Peace
Sam: k gonna go play a game
....
sad 4 lyfe
Tony: k baiii
Alice drills to Sierra's place
Sam: k bai friends
i love you ;'(
Tony: you too
Sierra glances out the window
Tony: baiiii
Sierra thinks to self, !!!!!!! PIZZA
Tony: PIIIIIZZZAAA
Alice rings bell
DING DONG
Tony: (charges up spirit pizza)
Sierra OPENS DOOR
Me: WE'RE HERE WITH THE PIZZA BITCHES
Sierra: PIZZZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
