State Farm

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In drama today, we were watching High School Musical 2, and at the part when Troy winked at Gabriella, all the girls in the back lost it. I could literally hear the exploding ovaries. So I turned to Lily, and said,

Me: Let's hope they have insurance.

Lily: ?

Me: You know, like when I see something appealing to my eyes (and maybe another body part), my ovaries explode, right?

Lily: Where are you going with this?

Me: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there! Ding, we got you covered.

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