I am the kind of person that will take things literally (JohnWilliams456 can testify) and of course, I will think way too in depth of many things, to the point where I end up thinking dirty. This process escalates rather quickly.
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In the bathroom: 7:30 AM
(Don't worry, I talk to myself all the time in the bathroom; it's normal behavior for me)
Me: *applies toothpaste to toothbrush* It's called art! *enters rapid process* OH GOD *spits out toothpaste*
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Yeah, that's pretty much all I'm gonna say...