soooooooooooooooo out of it

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Me: *finishes brewing tea*
        *pours tea into cup w/ tea leaves*
        *finishes tea*
        *pours water into to cup*
        *sips it* wtf
        *looks into cup* 😐
        *sips it again* 😑
        *sips it some more*
        is it tea in a water disguise, or water in a tea disguise

Later...

Me: *pulls socks off*
        *throws socks into recycling bin* wait
        *looks into recycling bin* 😐
        *looks in again* 😑
        *looks some more*
        is it a recycling bin in a laundry basket disguise, or a laundry basket in a recycling bin disguise

Some more later...

Me: *washing dishes*
        *drops cup*

Patrick Star: FIRMLY GRASP IT

Me: *laughs hysterically for the third time and my parents are worried about my mental health*

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