In Eren's dark basement...
Untainted Child: *cautiously makes their way down the creaky stairs* Is this the hideout of the Otaku Cult?
Me: *dressed in cloak and raises candle to reveal my hooded face* I see that you have passed the Otaku Point of No Return. *snaps, and fellow Cult members gather around, wearing the same dark cloak and holding the same candles near their cloaked faces* What are you here for, young one?
UC: Well...uhmm...I'm just curious and all, you know? And I just wanted a few...suggestions...
*super unnecessary long silence*
Me: *snaps, and all of the candles go out, then the lights are turned on and no one's face is covered by a hood* Excellent! I recommend starting with Attack on Titan.
Member #1: What? No way, they gotta start with Tokyo Ghoul.
Member #2: Don't listen to them. Black Butler is definitely the first anime you should watch.
Member #3: Umm, hello? Aren't you guys forgetting about Fairy Tale?
Member #4: Hey, what about One Piece?
Hentai Member: Y'all are out of your balls. Boku no Pico is the leet starter anime for sure.
All other Cult Members: -_-"
Me: wtF MAN?! You're gonna scare away our recruits. They can't start with a hentai; that'll ruin their image of anime forever!
UC: *kinda afraid of us, starts going back up the stairs now, very slowly*
Me: Where are you going? *starts chasing them as they start running for their lives* YOU MUST FIND OUT WHAT LIES IN EREN'S BASEMENT
guys did you see the trailer for season two tho like hOLY SHIt the hype is real
