Random Person: Bro, do you even lift?
Me: Yeah, I lift Sam. FITE MEH M9
THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES
I HAVE MUSCLES
LEGIT ONES
THAT ARE SMOL
BUT THEY PASS THE TEST
FUCK YEAH
Random Person: Bro, do you even lift?
Me: Yeah, I lift Sam. FITE MEH M9
THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES
I HAVE MUSCLES
LEGIT ONES
THAT ARE SMOL
BUT THEY PASS THE TEST
FUCK YEAH
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