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4K READS, 205 VOTES, AND 643 COMMENTS YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I HATE HOW THE NUMBER OF COMMENTS WAS REPLACED BY THE NUMBER OF PARTS FOR STORIES SO I HAD TO GO THROUGH AND COUNT ALL OF THEM HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND EVEN WHEN I SAID THIS BOOK WAS PRETTY MUCH DEAD BUT THEN I REVIVED IT LATER ON SO YOU'RE WELCOME FOR REVIVING IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I LOOK FORWARD TO THE LEGIT DEATH OF THIS BOOKKKKKKKKKKK
IS THAT A WEIRD THING TO SAY?????
I MEANT THAT I LOOK FORWARD TO IT IN A HAPPY WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH DAMN THAT RHYMEDDDDDDDDDD
I AM THE RHYMING GODDESS PLEASE BOW DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BUT I ALSO BOW DOWN TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU LOYAL READERS INDIVIDUALLY BECAUSE Y'ALL DESERVE MY LOVE AND PRAISE 😍😘🙇😍😘🙇😍😘🙇😍😘🙇😍😘🙇😍😘🙇
YO BUT DUDE WHEN WAS THIS BOOK ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED????????????
DAMMIT IF ONLY I DIDN'T HAVE TECHNICAL ISSUES WITH THIS BOOK LAST YEAR BECAUSE I WAS PUBLISHING CHAPTERS AND THEY WEREN'T THERE????????????????????
SO I KIND OF HAD TO UNPUBLISH THE STORY AND THEN REPUBLISH IT SO THAT'S WHY ALL OF THE SUPER OLD LAME CHAPTERS WERE PUBLISHED ON AUGUST 20TH LAST YEAR AND I KNOW THAT AIN'T THE ORIGINAL DATE *TRIGGEREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*
IT'S A TERRIBLE LETDOWN THAT I DON'T KNOW THE BIRTHDAY OF THIS BOOK SO WE CAN'T CELEBRATE IT WITH 95 PAGES OF ALL-CAPS JOY JUST LIKE HAMILTON WOULD'VE DONE WITH THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET :'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
RIP BOOK ??/??/???? - LEGIT DEATH YOUR BIRTHDAYS WILL BE MISSED 🙏🎂🍾🙏🎂🍾🙏🎂🍾🙏🎂🍾🙏🎂🍾
ANYWAY LET'S ALL ENJOY GOING THROUGH LIFE WITH THIS BOOK AND OBSERVE AS I BECOME LESS ASIAN AND MORE BASIC *CRINGEEEEEEEEE*
SINCERELY WITH 95 ADDITIONAL PAGES OF GRATITUDE,
YOUR AUTHOR ALICE
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