God-tier Excuse/Answer

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It all started when the Fire Nation attacked.

Guaranteed to work for all complaints/questions!

Q: How did you know you were gay?

A: It all started when the Fire Nation attacked.

Q: Why are you failing this class?

A: It all started when the Fire Nation attacked.

Q: Why did Nemo get fish-napped by the scuba divers?

A: It all started when the Fire Nation attacked. *cue barracuda*

Q: Why does Donald Trump want to build a wall?

A: It all started when the Fire Nation attacked.

Q: Why did Bush do 9/11?

A: It all started when the Fire Nation attacked. "ALLAHU AHKBAR!!!!!" *explosions*

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