Tiny Ass Savage

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I was busy writing a poem for my LA class that would earn me some extra credit points while texting my homie, Johnny. Suddenly, this small bug decides to mess with me and flies into my nose. This is what our convo looked like:

Johnny: Can I hear 6 [verse]?

Me: A TINY BUG JUST FLEW INTO MY NOSE
AND I FELL OFF MY CHAIR
HELP

Johnny: AAH KILL IT
LOL

Me: IT'S OUT IT'S OUT
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Johnny: LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS

Me: NOW MY NOSE IS ITCHY
CURSE YOU TINY BUG

Johnny: Just cut it off and be Voldemort
Duh

Me: No
Imma keep my scent sponge

Johnny: Fine

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