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WHOA 5K READS ALREADY

YOU GUYS STILL READ THIS TRASH WTF

AND ALMOST 300 VOTES AND 700 COMMENTS

DAMN YOU ALWAYS BLOWING ME AWAY

I need to keep up with you guys holy shit xDD

Ok RECAP OF MY LIFE HERE WE GO (to the best of my ability of course because you know how bad my memory is xD)

Imma just start with the weeb updates because that's easiest :

SO I FINISHED DOUKYUUSEI (I know Ereri_Freak I said I'd read Owari no Seraph first but Doukyuusei was shorter) and is it wrong I pity Hara-sensei?

NOT SAYING I SHIP IT

I don't ok

Don't worry

Don't freak out

Don't attack me

Also I freaked out when I saw this

SAJOU IS FLIPPING OFF KUSAKABE WHILE ROASTING HIM AT THE SAME TIME

let the savagery fly my d00d

*savagery released*

I read manga on this app called ZingBox in case you were wondering

Soooooooooooooooo if you guys got any suggestions comment them here:

AND NOW THE FILI-JAP UPDATE (brace yourselves for the cringe)

This is gonna be the worst update and I probably shouldn't include it BUT IT'S MY LIFE SO IT FALLS WITHIN THE CATEGORY

Yesterday was our French teacher's bday (Imma call her Mme [abbr. for Madame] N from now on).

AND THIS JUNIOR

*heavily inhales*

HE ASKS MME N

"Where's the food?"

And the whole room went silent with everyone turning to him like bitch where tf are your manners are you even a junior because you can't be if you're this immature -_________-

AND THEN TODAY WE WERE WATCHING THIS FRENCH MOVIE

(It's called Ponette, and it's a very touching movie about a very young girl who loses her mom in a car accident and struggles through the 5 stages of grief)

SO OF COURSE IT BEING FROM A 4-YEAR-OLD'S PERSPECTIVE THERE'S GOING TO BE VERY ADORABLE INNOCENT THINGS HAPPENING

FOR INSTANCE

Ponette was lying on her bunk bed at boarding school with a tummy ache, and her cousin told her about this method of healing that involves using some ointment I guess¿ and then touching the person where it hurts and then they feel better. So she told him to do it, and he pulled up her shirt so he could tap her tummy.

AND FILI-JAP IN THE CORNER HERE WAS FREAKING OUT AND WHATEVER AND WE WERE ALL LIKE dude chill they're innocent toddlers

Then, later in the movie, when Ponette was crying while praying to God, asking him to tell her mom to talk to her, Fili-Jap came back from the bathroom and was side-stepping around the back of the classroom to get back to his spot in his corner. As he passed by Mme N, he said, "Her tears make me happy."

I could tell she got really triggered by his immaturity right then

OK THAT'S ENOUGH I'M ALREADY GETTING TRIGGERED AS IT IS SO I'M MOVING ON

Academic updates are next I guess...

Lol still sucking at geometry :'))))))))

WTF THIS IS BORING

WHY AM I DOING THIS

WHO'S GONNA CARE

You guys don't care about my grades, right?

Right.

Moving on then!

Freshmen girls started the swimming unit this week. I was supposed to get my period today, but for some reason it didn't come¿¿¿

I still did the alternative and ran around on the bleachers above the pool deck.

I regret my decision

Because the class was floating today

AND FLOATING IS MY SHIT LIKE I'D TAKE A NAP IN A POOL ANY DAY FAM

And I was actually sweating running up and down those bleachers :'))))))))

OHHHHHHHHH I BET YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A CRUSH UPDATE~ ;D

lol nothing of significance to report

But on Wednesday¿ there was a bake sale outside the cafeteria so I bought two oatmeal raisin cookies (yes I like those pls don't harm meh) and I walked over to his table to give one to him

And I made the grave mistake

Of walking through the large middle aisle between the two rows of lunch tables

So I was very noticeable

And as I made my way over

I saw one of his friends glance at me

And I heard him say

"Look your wife's coming"

*heart attack*

So I just dropped the cookie in front of him and immediately left

I do that often: dropping off treats for him but leaving too quickly to hear him say thanks because I'm a shy person who gets easily embarrassed

pls kill me now =u=