Sweet Relief

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Don't read this chapter if you haven't seen the trailer for the upcoming SU episodes.
















Alrighty then. Let us begin...






*inhumane noises*

What are your theories about In Too Deep? Here are mine:

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What are your theories about In Too Deep? Here are mine:

DISCLAIMER: I did not watch any videos discussing theories about the trailer before writing this chapter. All of my theories will be loosely connected to fact and 100% not serious.

"What we really are..."

I feel guilty thinking of this, because I absolutely hate the "it was all a dream" cliché, but I think that Steven made up the entire show, hence the title, "Steven Universe." I know that Universe is his last name, but he could've also made that up, too.

Or, if you'd prefer the theory that actually makes sense: The Gems are real.

Trolololololololololololololololol.

Malachite's Connection with the Watermelon Stevens(?)

Of course Lapis can control the Watermelon Stevens; *ahem* watermelon.

*sudden realization* NOOOOOO LAPIS LOST TO HER MASOCHISM o(╥﹏╥)o

"Something doesn't feel right about this..."

You're right, Steven; something indeed doesn't feel right about this theory of mine...

Yeah, that's pretty much all I can think about right now.

I think I'll go ahead and watch videos about legit theories.

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