SG #1: *talking with SG #3*
SG #2: *goes up behind SG #1 and wraps hands around her waist* Let's make some cheese tonight. I'll milk the cow. (I dunno she starts making weird faces and yes this is actually something I witnessed and the worst part was that SG #2 was one of the hottest girls at the school and I really despised her because this *gestures at her lesbian behavior* is like her usual behavior)
Me: CAN YOU NOT LIKE IMMA JIZZ MYSELF IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THIS ACT I MEAN I GET THAT WE'RE IN DRAMA CLASS BUT SAVE IT FOR THE LOCKER ROOM BECAUSE RIGHT NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL OK THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION but yo if you're legit going to make cheese call me mmkay 'cause I love me some cheese
