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SHOT OUT TO MY WONDERFUL SCIENCE TEACHER

Last night, I was looking at my last lab for science to see what grade I got, and I received an A+ (which is my first A+ lab, yay me!). I was looking at my science teacher's comments on it, and one of them was "?" and it was directed to a word I used in my conclusion: homogeneous. So, of course, being me (on toothpaste) I decided to reply, even though I knew she might not end up reading it.

"I just like the word because it has 'homo' in it x3"

"I'm as gay as it gets ;D"

"Please reply, senpai~"

"Oh hey that rhymed"

"I'm a rhyming god"

"I just noticed that it also has 'genius' in it
sort of"

"I wanna be a genas - Charlie Gordon 2k16"

"You know one of the 6 buttons are broken on my keyboard?"

"I guess it's superstitious"

"But I can still type the devil's number"

"I won't try"

"Alright last one I promise:
Ask Mary about those dank memes"

Then, I met her in the hall this morning, and the first thing she asked me was, "WHAT WERE YOU ON LAST NIGHT?!"

Toothpaste, of course.

But instead, I answered, "I'm always on something."

Hey, I told her the truth.

BONUS YAY

This morning, my advisory was watching epic fail compilation videos, and I just keep screaming, "DIE!!!!!!"

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