The kids choice awards!!! F*cking kids choice awards! They didn't even show us the pick for best cartoon like last year! It's the only reason I watched god d*mnit! Okay I admit, the cartoons and hunks. I mean; everytime I get a freaking new celebrity crush, because of that flipping awardshow! Last year it was Jack Griffo and this year it was Jace Norman. Boy, that guy got hot. Even better; he has the same age as me! Anyway, where were we? O yeah, right; I was being angry. They didn't show the winner in the category for best cartoon! It's not fair. *Eats feelings away with a big bowl of ben & jerry ice.*
I had to search for the results and guess what? GUESS WHAT M*THERF*CKER. M*THERF*CKING SPONGEBOB SH*THEAD SQUAREPANTS WON. MY GOD, HOW STUPID IS THIS WORLD GONNA GET. Not make Captain America and ironman tumbwrestle stupid. No, not even play a real life mario game with flying children stupid. NO, MAKE F*CKING SPONGEBOB WIN THE AWARD FOR BEST CARTOON STUPID. That's how low were going to get here. I mean, how can the whole fandomcommunity of gravity falls and steven universe let this happen. HOW LADYS AND GENTLEMAN? A HONEST ANSWER PLEASE. Every cartoon on the list was better than Spongebob. (Except for alvin and the chipmunks.) I'll place a link so you can see for yourself if you don't believe me. Go on, see it for yourself and please, next year: vote responsibly, because it's your right as legal citizen to do so. (Or I'll find out where you live and MAKE YOU.)
http://kca.nick.tv/vote#cat=Favourite-Cartoon
P.S. I'm sorry if you like spongebob. Good for you. Now get the hell out of here.
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