Starstruck II: Saruman's Curse

Of Parties and Hobbits Pt 2 (Lord of the Rings AU)

"Cas, Cas!" Dean said, frantically shaking Cas awake. "Do you hear that?"

"Hear what?" Cas asked groggily.

"That- that music!"

"Dean I don't hear- wait," he said, sitting up. "I hear it."

"What is it?" Dean climbed out of bed and went over to the door to the hallway. Slowly, he opened the door to peak outside.

In the hall, Legolas stood, bow drawn.

"What is that noise?" Dean whispered.

Legolas merely shrugged. "Let's investigate."

Dean, Cas, and Legolas made their way out of the hall and too the lounge, where they found the source of the noise. Kara, Ashley, and Paris were all gathered around a radio, which was playing the song *Wtf by Missy Elliot.

"Five, six, seven, eight!" Ashley counted down.

The girls started to dance the hottest dance anyone had ever seen. There was nothing Dean, Cas, or Legolas could do to stop them. Smoke started to rise from the floor. The inn was on fire! All from their dance moves!

"Good luck trying to escape this fire!" Paris said laughing. "Our client will be very pleased, indeed."

"Let's get outta here," Kara said.

Ashley snapped her fingers and they disappeared.

"Let's go find the others!" Dean yelled, unnecessarily, because everyone had woken up and piled in the lounge by now.

"What happened?" Charlie asked.

"We don't have time for explanations and I don't even think I can explain it. We gotta get out here!"

The party ran around the building, trying to find any escape. There was none.

"What're we going to do?!" Aileen exclaimed.

"We're gonna die!" said Harry.

"No! We'll find a way out!" Cas said. "I may not be the best wizard, but at least I can do... this! Aguamenti!"

A jet of water appeared out of the end of Cas's staff. He pointed it to the nearest flame, thoroughly dousing it. Soon enough, the fire was out.

"Cas, you saved us!" Kevin said. "That was amazing!"

"Yeah, I wish I could do magic!" said Harry, still in awe.

"Let's get outta here," said Charlie. "We have a package to pick up!"

The journey to retrieve the package was pretty uneventful. That is except for the three troll attacks, four orc attacks, falling into a goblin kingdom, traveling down a river in barrels, fighting a dragon that looked suspiciously like Benedict Cumberbatch, being stopped three times to listen to Tom Bombadil's singing, running from the Nazgûl, getting picked as the tributes for the Hunger Games, going to an Adele concert, competing in the Triwizard Tournament, fighting a man with no nose, retrieving a lightning bolt from Hades, getting Jason new glasses, fighting a Stormtrooper who accused Dean of being a traitor, learning to use the Force, giving a green puppet a piggyback ride, getting stranded at sea with nothing but a tiger and some bananas, getting trapped in a large maze by WICKED, choosing a faction, claiming the throne to Narnia, starting a new nation, meeting their son, defeating Loki in an epic battle, getting 100 retweets on Twitter, finishing their precalc homework, chopping the king's head off via guillotine, killing Archduke Franz Ferdinand, starting the first World War, discovering the meaning of life, having an apple fall on their heads and discovering gravity, blowing up three Death Stars, learning to play the pan flute, opening a shoe store, publishing three books, finding true love aboard the Enterprise, and meeting up with an old friend for lunch. Other than that, it was completely uneventful.