Nearly Immortal (My Immortal AU)

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Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my bf (ew not in that way) sam, demonbloodboy666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!

Hi my name is Dean Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have black ebony hair with purple and red streaks and icy green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Crowley (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Lucifer but I wish I was cause he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example I was wearing a long black leather coat with spikes all over it and a black t-shirt with skulls on it. I was also wearing my fav combat boots. I wore black eyeliner and white foundation. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Dean!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Castiel!

"What's up Cas?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call to me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz to demonbloodboy666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was red velvet. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Demon Crew t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a waist length leather jacket, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black pants on.

My friend, Damion (AN: Sam dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. He flipped his shoulder length brown hair with red streaks and opened his chocolate-brown eyes. He put on his Rowena t-shirt and black pants.

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Castiel yesterday!" he said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Cas?" he asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" he exclaimed. Just then, Cas walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

"Guess what." He said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Devil Trapped is having a concert in Hogsmeade." He told me.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love DT. They are my favorite band, besides DC.

"Well.... do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reviews! FANGS AGEN SAM! oh yeah, BTW I don't dis or da lyrics 4 Devil Trapped.

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace up combat boots and black skinny jeans. Then I put on my long black leather jacket. I felt a little depressed then, so I read a depressing book and listened to DT. I put on TONS of black eyeliner. I drank some human blood and was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Cas was waiting in front of his flying car. He was wearing a To Hell and Back t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: a lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

"Hi Cas!" I said in a depressed voice.

"Hi Dean." he said back. We walked into his flying black Impala (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Devil Trapped and Lucifer. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Devil Trapped.

"Kevin is so fucking hot," I said to Cas, pointing at him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Cas looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Cas sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Kevin and he's going out with Harry fucking Potter. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly scarred face.

The night went really well, and I had a great time. So did Cas. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Harry and Kevin for their autographs and photos with them. We got DT concert tees. Cas and I crawled back into the Impala, but Cas didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into... the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok Dean's name is DAEN nut jensen OK! CAS IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

"CAS!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Cas didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Dean?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Cas leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then... suddenly just as I Cas kissed me passionately. Cas climbed on top of me and we started making out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took off his clothes. I even took off my underwear. Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then....

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS!"

It was..... Dumbledore!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! If u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reason Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 habing sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

Dumbledore made and Cas follow him into........................ another au!

By: Luci

An AN from the actual author: I'm so sorry

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