Starstruck II: Saruman's Curse

Shake it Off Pt 3 (Dance Troop AU)

When Team Free Will arrived at Hamlin Pub, the place was hoppin'. Music boomed and lights flashed through the windows. They walked in and was greeted by the sight of Ashley and Gacé standing on a table, twerking. Gacé was so totally out-twerking Ashley. The Rhythm Fusions all turned and cheered when Team Free Will came in.

"Heeyy! You made it!" said Billy Ray Cyrus, clapping a hand on Steve's shoulder. The troop looked around the pub and saw a lot of people partying.

"Billy Ray Cyrus! You're at this party?" said Steve, staring up at him in awe. Billy Ray Cyrus was Steve's hero. "Billy Ray Cyrus, you're my hero!"

*The song All I Do is Win came on and everyone in da club cheered.

Team Free Will took no time joining the party, and soon, the party was in full swing. Paris had called in some favors from some of her acquaintances and she got a troop of gogo dancers brought in. Hamlin Pub didn't even know what to do with itself! All those oiled up, mostly naked men dancing around on the bar...

The party kept growing. People hearing word of the rager, coming in to see what the hullabaloo was all about. One could hear the beat of the music two, three...maybe four blocks away.

Lights flashing, music blaring, finally it was the moment everyone had been waiting for: The twerking contest. The spotlights shone on the little stage in the corner where Crowley stood in the light in his finest suit.

"Good evening everyone!" Crowley shouted into the microphone. "It's the moment you've all been waiting for: the Twerking Contest!"

The partiers all cheered like crazy.

"Our first contestant is...Steve!!" The spotlight moved to the other side of the room where Steve was being pushed onto the dance floor by Kirk and Harry. Steve stumbled into the center of the dance floor. *The song Potatoes and Low Asses came on and the crowd cheered. Steve waited for the beat to drop then...

My beat low

My bass low

I ride low, she go low

My beat low

My bass low

I ride low, used to tell her what you said bro

Steve started off with a simple twerk, his butt jiggled and warped with every beat, then after just a tease of his ability he dropped into a full split moving his individual butt cheeks. His butt moved in a glorious manner and almost brought a tear to the DJ's eye.

And if I tip a bitch, we fuckin', ain't no discussion

It cost to be the boss, my nigga you way outta your budget

As the lyrics came and went like the waves of Stevens butt, shaking, jiggling, and vibrating. His butt moved in ways that nobody knew was even possible, you could say they couldn't even... even. As the white girls couldn't even with their Star Bucks.

Nicki's rap was about to start and Steve knew it and he had something to shock the crowd.

I ain't talkin' bowlin' but I'm with the kingpin

I pull up with a n-gga with a real big dick

As the rap moved on, Steve was going to perform the head spin split, one of the most difficult moves. Time seamed to slow down, his palms got sweaty and he prepared for the move. He started his prep and got into the head stand, he could feel the sweat run down his back. He moved into the spin and now he finished into the split and did one more twerk to put the cherry on the top.