Starstruck II: Saruman's Curse

Salami Feet (Airplane/Hospital/Zombie Apocalypse AU)

Machines beeped and the surgeons hurried around the operating room of the airplane. The surgery was in progress and they weren't gonna stop now. The lead surgeon, Dean, called out orders over the roar of the plane. They were doing a face transplant: the most delicate procedure ever.

All of a sudden, the heart monitor started beeping out of control!

"Sir! There's a problem!" shouted Charlie by the monitors.

"We're gonna need a cerebrovascular neurosurgeon in here, stat!" said Dean, not looking up from the operation. "Get Sam in here!"

Charlie nodded and ran to the other side of the room. She opened up the light blue curtains that separated the operation room from the passenger cabin and went through. She looked around at the passengers: some were sleeping, some were reading, some were looking up at her strangely. Then she spotted him. Sam was sitting in the front of the cabin, already in his green scrubs.

"Sam!" shouted Charlie, as she ran to him. He looked up. "We need you in the operating room!"

Sam got up and followed Charlie to the back, pulling on his rubber gloves. They burst through the curtains and Sam got to work just in the Knick of time. Charlie, Jo, Benny, Legolas, and Gollum continued to rush around, following the orders of the two head surgeons.

One of the staff of the plane pushed her cart into the room through the curtain and parked it off to the side. She began pulling out drawers from the side of the wall and restocking her cart full of pretzels and coke. Then she left beck through the curtain. The doctors could hear her offering refreshments to the passengers.

The surgery was going well until Benny tapped Dean on the shoulder.

"Dean..." he said. Dean looked up at him.

"What?"

"Look at this," Benny lifted the sheet that was draped over the man. He lifted it to show the feet.

Meanwhile, in the passenger cabin, Steve sat, peering out the window at the clouds. His boyfriend, James, was sitting next to him, holding his hand. James was never very good with flying, so Steve was trying to give him as much comfort as possible. They were on their way to a Star Trek convention in London and Steve couldn't stop thinking about it. He was so excited! This was his first Star Trek convention. Before he met James, he had never thought much about all that scifi stuff, but since they started dating, Steve gave it a second look...and now, here they were, on their way to a convention. In the seats in front of them sat their two friends, Kevin and Harry. Steve was introduced to those two through Kirk and the four of them became quick friends.

The plane hit some turbulence, shaking the cabin slightly, resulting in some beeps and shouts from behind that curtain back there. Steve had heard that there was a surgery going on back there, which he thought was strange but he wasn't going to question it too much. But just then, he heard a scream, followed by more shouts, coming from behind the curtain.

Benny showed Dean the feet of their patient. The feet were made of prosciutto ham and it was spreading up his legs quickly.

"Oh my god..." Dean gasped.

"What is it?" asked Benny.

"...It's...Salami Feet!"

(to the song Survivor)

Starring

Dean Winchester

as Himself

Sam Winchester

as Himself

Castiel

as Himself

Ezri

as Herself

Benny Lafitte

as Himself

Jo Harvelle

as Herself

Charlie Bradbury

as Herself

Steven Proudfoot

as Himself

Kevin Tran

as Himself

Harry Potter

as Himself

James Tiberius Kirk

as Jimmy

Legolas

as Himself

Gollum

as Himself

Salami Feet

The man on the operating table shot up. He ripped the tubes out of himself and hopped off of the table. He grabbed the closest doctor, who happened to be Legolas, and took a big bite out of his shoulder! Legolas screamed and gripped the wound, falling to his knees.

"Sam! Throw me my gun!" shouted Dean. Sam reached into Dean's jacket that was hanging on a hook and pulled out his gun. He tossed it to Dean, who caught it and ran after the crazed patient. The man had just ran through the curtains and into the passenger cabin, causing people to stand up and scream, throwing the cabin into chaos. Dean burst through the curtains and aimed his gun at the man. But he was gripping a passenger, biting into the innocent person's throat. Dean took the shot and hit the Salami Footed man right between the eyes! But it was too late! For he had already bitten several people in the cabin!

Dean went back behind the curtains. Jo and Gollum were kneeling next to Legolas, who was on the floor, bleeding out. Dean looked at his feet and saw that they were already changing...

"Why do you think it's called Salami Feet?" asked Benny. Dean shook his head.

"I don't know..." he said wistfully. "I guess Prosciutto Feet just doesn't have the same ring to it..."

"Aggghh!!" Legolas screamed as the prosciutto spread further up his body.

"Hang in there!" Jo said. But then Legolas gave one last twitch and then went limp....

Only to sit back up and take a bite out of Gollum! Gollum screamed and shot away from Legolas. Jo stood up and backed away as well. Dean jumped into action, shooting three rounds at the quickly moving Legolas. The third round hit Legolas in the shoulder, but that only seemed to make him angry. Legolas turned his head and looked at Dean with dead eyes, the prosciutto inching its way up his neck.

Dean shot again, this time hitting him in the forehead. Legolas collapsed.

"We need to help the people out there!" said Dean. "Some of them got bit!"

Dean, Charlie, Benny, and Sam ran into the passenger cabin, only to be met with absolute chaos...

Anna sat at home finishing up her homework. After she put that away, she got out her sketchbook. She had had a drawing in her head for the entire day and she really wanted to get in down on paper. She opened up her box of charcoals and turned up the radio. The Country station. Her favorite. The charcoal touched down on the paper and she began drawing.

"We interrupt your station to report a special announcement," the radio said. "We just got word of a breakout of the newly discovered disease called Salami Feet. There was an unexpected breakout on Flight 66..."

"Oh no! Cas and Ezri are on that flight!" said Anna, hopping off her bed and running to turn up the radio. Her brother and sister were coming to London to visit her at school.

"We don't have any more details yet, but stay tuned, we'll be back with more as soon as we hear from them. Back to you Stacey.

Hi, Stacy here! I'm at the home of some very happy beagle parents who just had a huge litter of seventy five puppies!!....."

Anna hurried to open her laptop and turn on the tv, hoping to hear more about the tragedy.

By: Father

AN: This AU is directly based off a dream Father had. All the characters, the plot, everything is exactly the same as they appeared in the dream.