Call Me Maybe (HOO VERSION)

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Leo: I made a ship just to sail.

Piper: I hate my mom, can't you tell?

Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl

Annabeth: I missed you, Seaweed Brain

Frank: My life depends on a stick

Hazel: I've lived twice you pile of schist

Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks

Coach Hedge: But you're still cupcakes

Leo: My bike was rollin'. Get back, nymphs were comin'. Scrawny, yeah you know it. WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN' BABY?

Percy: hey I just killed you

And this is craaaazy

But why aren't you dying

You stupid monster lady

*sniff sniff* this is beautiful

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