Leo: I made a ship just to sail.
Piper: I hate my mom, can't you tell?
Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl
Annabeth: I missed you, Seaweed Brain
Frank: My life depends on a stick
Hazel: I've lived twice you pile of schist
Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks
Coach Hedge: But you're still cupcakes
Leo: My bike was rollin'. Get back, nymphs were comin'. Scrawny, yeah you know it. WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN' BABY?
Percy: hey I just killed you
And this is craaaazy
But why aren't you dying
You stupid monster lady
*sniff sniff* this is beautiful
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